Muslim Terrorism news - AN ASSESSMENT OF THE THREAT TO BHARAT

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Forwarded article from A. C.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Indian Threat Assessment

By K. Subrahmanyam
National Maritime Foundation
http://www.maritimeindia.org/pdfs/KS_DJ_07Mar10.pdf

There are clear indications of Pakistan projecting a radical change
in respect of its policies towards the five Jehadi entities listed in
President Obama's Pak-Af strategy, in his West Point speech on 1st
December, 2009. Al Qaeda, Afghan Taliban, Pakistani Taliban, Lashkar-
e-Toiba (LET) and the Haqqani network had all been cited as the
extremist enemies, which are to be disrupted, dismantled and
defeated.

Pakistan had earlier initiated military action against the Pakistani
Taliban which had challenged the Pakistani state.

Commenting on this operation and about the perceived difference in
Pakistan's attitude towards other Jehadis, Admiral Dennis Blair, the
US Director of National Intelligence in his Annual Threat Assessment
statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee on 2nd February, 2010
said:

"Islamabad's conviction that militant groups are an important part of
its strategic arsenal to counter India's military and economic
advantages will continue to limit Pakistan's incentive to pursue an
across-the-board effort against extremism.......... Islamabad has
maintained relationships with other Taliban-associated groups that
support and conduct operations against US and ISAF (International
Security Assistance Force) forces in Afghanistan,....It has continued
to provide support to its militant proxies, such as Haqqani Taliban,
Gul Bahadur group, and Commander Nazir group.....The Al Qaeda, Afghan
Taliban, and Pakistani militant safe haven in Quetta, will continue
to enable the Afghan insurgents and Al Qaeda to plan operations,
direct propaganda, recruiting and training activities, and
fundraising activities with relative impunity."

On 8/9 February, Pakistani authorities arrested five members of the
Quetta Shura including Mullah Barader, Commander of the Afghan
Taliban and Deputy to Mullah Omar, the Taliban Chief and more than a
hundred militants, including two Al Qaeda people. Since then, the
Pakistani media -- both electronic and print -- have launched a
virulent campaign against the Taliban and its threat to Pakistan.
Foreign Minister Quereshi has asserted that these actions had been
taken in Pakistan national interest. Senior US leaders, such as the
Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, Senator John Kerry and
Ambassador Holbrook have praised the changed Pakistan policy of
cooperation with US intelligence and strategy.

The White House Press Secretary has also warmly endorsed the change.
The Pune Bakery explosion and attack on the Indian residents' hostel
in Kabul, both believed to have been carried out by LET, happened
only after this supposed shift in policy. It is therefore an issue
calling for very careful assessment by our security establishment:
what is the nature, scope and significance of this policy change and
what are likely to be its implications for the Indian security.

The change of policy may be looked at, in terms of four possible
alternative scenarios. The first, and least likely one, is that the
move is a sincere one and the Pakistani Army, which is the real ruler
of Pakistan, has decided to fall in line with the US strategy of
fighting all the five jehadi groups described by President Obama as
cancers eating into the vitals of Pakistan and posing an existential
threat to that country. Such a change in policy would however, not
resonate with the extremely harsh stand taken by the Pakistani
Foreign Secretary in the Indo-Pak Talks on 25th February, the two
explosions in Pune and Kabul and encouragement of Hafiz Saeed (the
real leader of LeT) to call for war against India.

The second alternative is that Pakistan is convinced that the US will
withdraw from Afghanistan by mid 2011 and it is trying to pretend to
go along with US -- so as to take over Afghanistan after US
departure. The Taliban will be asked to hibernate till the US
departure.

The third possible scenario is that Pakistan hopes to deceive US as
it successfully did in 2001. It is pretending to take action against
the Jehadi groups but will protect them from American action so that
they can play their role after the expected US departure.

The last and most complicated and realistic scenario is that the
Americans are fully aware of the possibility of Pakistanis attempting
to cheat them and notwithstanding this -- they are going along with
the Pak establishment to get the Taliban resistance reduced in the
initial stages of the surge.

The US hopes to intensify its drone attacks. Already they are
becoming increasingly effective against the jehadi leaders. If the
Americans find that Pakistanis are double-crossing them as they did
in 2001, there may be a confrontation between the two. Washington is
keeping the Pakistanis on a tight leash by regulating release of
coalition support funds, at a time when the Pakistani financial
situation is extremely difficult. The US forces have stepped up their
capability to monitor the communications and movements of Jehadi
groups. They have the option of extending the drone strikes further
interior into Pakistan to target the jehadi leaders. As such attacks
increase, there is the possibility of Jehadis turning against
Pakistani Army and cities as happened in the case of Pakistani
Taliban. If that were to come about, Pakistan will be left with no
alternative but to join the US in real war against the jehadis.

The terrorist threat to India will vary according to the scenario
most likely to materialize. If Pakistanis are sincere on their change
of policy, the threat to India will be minimal. For reasons explained
earlier, this is the least likely scenario. In the case of scenarios
two and three, which involve the Jehadis being kept in hibernation
within Pakistan, the probability of terrorist attacks are relatively
higher because of the compulsions to keep up their morale. In the
case of the last scenario, the threat is perhaps the highest, till
such time Pakistanis are compelled to fight their existential war. In
such an eventuality, while the Pakistani state-sponsored terrorism
may go down, the sleeper cells that have been already positioned may
become active. Since any deception strategy by Pakistan is likely to
get exposed in the next three or four months, that period will pose
much higher risks of terrorist attacks on India.

If the US has a strategy to counter Pakistan's deception, it will be
in India's interest to correlate its own counter-terrorism strategy
with a broader American one. But given the nature of the counter-
terrorism war against Pakistan, the US may not share its strategy
with India in advance. This places India in a dilemma in assessing
whether America is being taken for a ride (as it was during the Bush
period) or is it biding its time to initiate a counter-terrorism
attack to full effectiveness.

The first assessment will call for counter-measures by India in case
of a terrorist attack while the second assessment may call for very
restrained response. This judgment calls for very close interaction
and coordination between the security establishments of India and US.
While it is unrealistic to expect the US to reveal its counter-
terrorism action plans in the Pak-Af area to the Indian authorities,
it is in US interest to let India know their assessment of the
Pakistani change in policy. Otherwise there is a risk of Delhi and
Washington working at cross-purposes. That should be avoided at all
cost.

(The Hindi version of this article first appeared in the Dainik
Jagran on Sunday, March 7, 2010.)

End of forwarded article from A. C.

Jai Maharaj, Jyotishi
Om Shanti

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Forwarded article from A. C.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Indian Threat Assessment

By K. Subrahmanyam
National Maritime Foundation
http://www.maritimeindia.org/pdfs/KS_DJ_07Mar10.pdf

There are clear indications of Pakistan projecting a radical change
in respect of its policies towards the five Jehadi entities listed in
President Obama's Pak-Af strategy, in his West Point speech on 1st
December, 2009. Al Qaeda, Afghan Taliban, Pakistani Taliban, Lashkar-
e-Toiba (LET) and the Haqqani network had all been cited as the
extremist enemies, which are to be disrupted, dismantled and
defeated.

Pakistan had earlier initiated military action against the Pakistani
Taliban which had challenged the Pakistani state.

Commenting on this operation and about the perceived difference in
Pakistan's attitude towards other Jehadis, Admiral Dennis Blair, the
US Director of National Intelligence in his Annual Threat Assessment
statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee on 2nd February, 2010
said:

"Islamabad's conviction that militant groups are an important part of
its strategic arsenal to counter India's military and economic
advantages will continue to limit Pakistan's incentive to pursue an
across-the-board effort against extremism.......... Islamabad has
maintained relationships with other Taliban-associated groups that
support and conduct operations against US and ISAF (International
Security Assistance Force) forces in Afghanistan,....It has continued
to provide support to its militant proxies, such as Haqqani Taliban,
Gul Bahadur group, and Commander Nazir group.....The Al Qaeda, Afghan
Taliban, and Pakistani militant safe haven in Quetta, will continue
to enable the Afghan insurgents and Al Qaeda to plan operations,
direct propaganda, recruiting and training activities, and
fundraising activities with relative impunity."

On 8/9 February, Pakistani authorities arrested five members of the
Quetta Shura including Mullah Barader, Commander of the Afghan
Taliban and Deputy to Mullah Omar, the Taliban Chief and more than a
hundred militants, including two Al Qaeda people. Since then, the
Pakistani media -- both electronic and print -- have launched a
virulent campaign against the Taliban and its threat to Pakistan.
Foreign Minister Quereshi has asserted that these actions had been
taken in Pakistan national interest. Senior US leaders, such as the
Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, Senator John Kerry and
Ambassador Holbrook have praised the changed Pakistan policy of
cooperation with US intelligence and strategy.

The White House Press Secretary has also warmly endorsed the change.
The Pune Bakery explosion and attack on the Indian residents' hostel
in Kabul, both believed to have been carried out by LET, happened
only after this supposed shift in policy. It is therefore an issue
calling for very careful assessment by our security establishment:
what is the nature, scope and significance of this policy change and
what are likely to be its implications for the Indian security.

The change of policy may be looked at, in terms of four possible
alternative scenarios. The first, and least likely one, is that the
move is a sincere one and the Pakistani Army, which is the real ruler
of Pakistan, has decided to fall in line with the US strategy of
fighting all the five jehadi groups described by President Obama as
cancers eating into the vitals of Pakistan and posing an existential
threat to that country. Such a change in policy would however, not
resonate with the extremely harsh stand taken by the Pakistani
Foreign Secretary in the Indo-Pak Talks on 25th February, the two
explosions in Pune and Kabul and encouragement of Hafiz Saeed (the
real leader of LeT) to call for war against India.

The second alternative is that Pakistan is convinced that the US will
withdraw from Afghanistan by mid 2011 and it is trying to pretend to
go along with US -- so as to take over Afghanistan after US
departure. The Taliban will be asked to hibernate till the US
departure.

The third possible scenario is that Pakistan hopes to deceive US as
it successfully did in 2001. It is pretending to take action against
the Jehadi groups but will protect them from American action so that
they can play their role after the expected US departure.

The last and most complicated and realistic scenario is that the
Americans are fully aware of the possibility of Pakistanis attempting
to cheat them and notwithstanding this -- they are going along with
the Pak establishment to get the Taliban resistance reduced in the
initial stages of the surge.

The US hopes to intensify its drone attacks. Already they are
becoming increasingly effective against the jehadi leaders. If the
Americans find that Pakistanis are double-crossing them as they did
in 2001, there may be a confrontation between the two. Washington is
keeping the Pakistanis on a tight leash by regulating release of
coalition support funds, at a time when the Pakistani financial
situation is extremely difficult. The US forces have stepped up their
capability to monitor the communications and movements of Jehadi
groups. They have the option of extending the drone strikes further
interior into Pakistan to target the jehadi leaders. As such attacks
increase, there is the possibility of Jehadis turning against
Pakistani Army and cities as happened in the case of Pakistani
Taliban. If that were to come about, Pakistan will be left with no
alternative but to join the US in real war against the jehadis.

The terrorist threat to India will vary according to the scenario
most likely to materialize. If Pakistanis are sincere on their change
of policy, the threat to India will be minimal. For reasons explained
earlier, this is the least likely scenario. In the case of scenarios
two and three, which involve the Jehadis being kept in hibernation
within Pakistan, the probability of terrorist attacks are relatively
higher because of the compulsions to keep up their morale. In the
case of the last scenario, the threat is perhaps the highest, till
such time Pakistanis are compelled to fight their existential war. In
such an eventuality, while the Pakistani state-sponsored terrorism
may go down, the sleeper cells that have been already positioned may
become active. Since any deception strategy by Pakistan is likely to
get exposed in the next three or four months, that period will pose
much higher risks of terrorist attacks on India.

If the US has a strategy to counter Pakistan's deception, it will be
in India's interest to correlate its own counter-terrorism strategy
with a broader American one. But given the nature of the counter-
terrorism war against Pakistan, the US may not share its strategy
with India in advance. This places India in a dilemma in assessing
whether America is being taken for a ride (as it was during the Bush
period) or is it biding its time to initiate a counter-terrorism
attack to full effectiveness.

The first assessment will call for counter-measures by India in case
of a terrorist attack while the second assessment may call for very
restrained response. This judgment calls for very close interaction
and coordination between the security establishments of India and US.
While it is unrealistic to expect the US to reveal its counter-
terrorism action plans in the Pak-Af area to the Indian authorities,
it is in US interest to let India know their assessment of the
Pakistani change in policy. Otherwise there is a risk of Delhi and
Washington working at cross-purposes. That should be avoided at all
cost.

(The Hindi version of this article first appeared in the Dainik
Jagran on Sunday, March 7, 2010.)

End of forwarded article from A. C.

Jai Maharaj, Jyotishi
Om Shanti

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National Commission for Women Women's panel wants Ruchika case
reopenedRuchika case
Vineeta Pandey / DNA
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 19:01 IST

New Delhi: The National Commission for Women (NCW) has told the
Haryana government to reopen the Ruchika Girhotra molestation case by
adding more stringent charges against the accused and those who
shielded him.

The NCW pressed for adding 16 sections of the Indian Penal Code (IPC),
which include abetment to commit suicide, attempt to murder, and
giving and fabricating false evidence.

Based on a preliminary report of a committee of lawyers formed by the
NCW, the women's group has told the government to make a fresh
application in court but before that the sections should be added to
the first information report.

The Haryana police filed two fresh FIRs in the case.

The Punjab and Haryana high court had quashed section 306 (abetment to
commit suicide) against accused SPS Rathore due to lack of evidence.

Among those facing criticism for shielding Rathore are former Haryana
chief ministers Hukum Singh, Bhajan Lal, Bansi Lal and Om Prakash
Chautala. Besides, a huge police and bureaucratic machinery is
believed to have supported him.

The NCW wants the home minister to take cognisance of Rathore's
misconduct. "Any person involved in criminal conspiracy and subversion
of justice should also be tried in the case. We do not want anybody to
go scot-free," NCW chairperson Girija Vyas said.

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report_national-commission-for-women-asks-haryana-to-reopen-ruchika-case_1328827

Women living alone were godman's targets
Eklavya Atray / ANI
Thursday, March 11, 2010 0:58 IST

New Delhi: Young women living alone in Delhi were the ripest targets
for Shiv Murat Dwivedi’s prostitution racket. Dwivedi operated under
the guise of Ichchadhari Sant Swami Bhimanandji Maharaj
Chitrakootwale, 39, a self-proclaimed godman.

He used to lure girls by giving them expensive gifts. “Dwivedi used to
target girls living in PG accommodation and shower them with costly
gifts. Gradually, he used to earn their trust and involve them in his
inner circle. Then he used to persuade the girls to join his racket
and make easy money,” said a police officer.

According to Dwivedi, he used to visit Delhi just twice a year. Rest
of the time, he used to stay in his village, or travel to remote
areas, organising satsangs.He even denied owning the ashram where the
sex racket was being run. “I hardly stayed in Delhi. The ashram is not
mine. I was not involved in any of the things the police are
claiming,” Dwivedi said. “I only sing the Lord’s praises. I can’t even
think of ruining a girl’s life. This is a story created by the
media.”

According to police, many of the women Dwivedi trapped were smitten by
him. “He used to have an emotional connect with many of his targets.
Many of them wrote him love letters and even expressed their anger
when he stopped meeting them,” said an officer. “We want them to
testify against him.”

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report_women-living-alone-were-godman-s-targets_1357848

Nityananda ashram rejects charge of rape
PTI
Monday, March 8, 2010 19:43 IST

Bangalore: Rejecting rape charge and doubts raised over death of a
foreign devotee of self-styled godman Paramahamsa Nityananda, his
ashram here today said he would make a public appearance soon and
answer all allegations.

The charges were part of a "conspiracy to malign the image of the
swami and impede ashram's social activities," the ashram spokesperson
Nitya Sachidananda told reporters at the Nityananda Ashram near
Bidadi, about 40 km from here.

A 23-year-old woman, an inmate of the Bidadi ashram, had alleged that
Nithyananda had raped and sexually harassed dozens of women in the
ashram.

Chennai police have registered a rape and cheating case against
Nityananda, days after video footage of his alleged sleazy acts were
telecast by TV channels.

Sachidananda also denied a charge that mystery shrouded the death of
foreign national Melvyan Boyd Diamond, a Yoga teacher in the ashram.

"Diamond had family history of cardiac problems and he died following
an accidental fall from the second floor of the building he lived in,"
he said, adding that the ashram had arranged for his cremation.

The operation to malign Nityananda had been done in "a surgical
precision" and "Swamiji himself will come and comment on all the
issues. As his "personal security" was at risk "we have advised him to
come after some days," the spokesperson said.

The ashram, which faced violent protests after telecast of the video,
has so far not lodged any police complaint.

http://www.dnaindia.com/bangalore/report_nityananda-ashram-rejects-charge-of-rape_1356852

Karnataka High Court stays TV channels from telecasting Nityananda
video
PTI
Thursday, March 11, 2010 18:59 IST


Bangalore: The Karnataka High Court today restrained local television
channels from airing "obscene, uncensored and private bedroom scenes"
relating to self-styled godman Swami Nityananda's alleged sex scandal.

Scuffle in RS,anger in BJP follows as Liberhan report tabled

A bench of justices V Gopala Gowda and BS Patil ordered issue of
notice to the state government and several TV channels on a PIL by
former BJP MLA and advocate KN Subba Reddy.


According to Reddy, some channels on March 3 had telecast video
clippings of alleged illegal and immoral activities of Nityananda and
a Tamil actress. Soon this was telecast in all channels across the
country.


He submitted that the clippings contained obscene and immoral scenes
and this would have a definite bearing on young children and had an
impact on the elders.


Such telecast would degrade several persons and also harm young minds,
the petitioner said and prayed for a direction to the respondent media
to stop and refrain from telecasting "the obscene, uncensored and
private bedroom scenes".


Noting that he was neither defending Nityananda nor the activities, he
said he was interested in upholding the great Indian culture and
heritage.


After passing the interim order, the judges adjourned the hearing on
the petition to March 17.


Following violence targeting Nityananda's ashram near Bangalore and in
Tamil Nadu and complaints of rape and cheating against him, the ashram
had called the clippings a conspiracy to malign him, claiming they
were morphed.

http://www.dnaindia.com/bangalore/report_karnataka-high-court-stays-tv-channels-from-telecasting-nityananda-video_1358055

Six detained in rape, murder of 9-year-old girl in Kurla
PTI
Monday, March 8, 2010 17:58 IST

Mumbai: Six persons have been detained in connection with the rape and
murder of a nine-year-old girl, whose body was found in police
quarters in suburban Kurla yesterday, police said here today.

"We have detained six persons and are gathering cicumstancial
evidence. A special team has been formed to trace the accused at the
earliest," said deputy police commissioner Dilip Sawant.

The body of a nine-year-old girl, who went missing since Saturday
evening, was found raped before being murdered and her body was
discovered on the terrace of building No 109 at the police quarters on
Sunday morning, they said.

Ironically, Nehru Nagar police station's senior inspector Prakash Kale
stays in the same building, that is merely 10 metres away from his
police station.

The deceased's father had on Sunday at 12.30 am filed a missing
person's complaint after his daughter went missing since Saturday
evening.

The girl's body was discovered at around 9 am on Sunday morning, when
the son of a cop staying in the building went to the terrace.

This is the second such incident in a month time in Kurla area. On
February 8, a five-year-old girl was allegedly raped and murdered at a
construction site.

http://www.dnaindia.com/mumbai/report_six-detained-in-rape-murder-of-9-year-old-girl-in-kurla_1356788

Reaching Out

Problem of violence against women is multifaceted.

NCW has adopted a Multi-Pronged strategy to tackle the problem:

Generation of legal awareness among women, thus equipping them with
the knowledge of their legal rights and with a capacity to use these
rights.
Assisting women in redressal of their grievances through Prelitigation
services.
Facilitating speedy delivery of justice to women by organizing
Parivarik Mahila Lok Adalats in different parts of the country.
Review of the existing provisions of the Constitution and other laws
affecting women and recommending amendments thereto, any lacunae,
inadequacies or short comings in such legislation's.
Organizing promotional activities to mobilize women and get
information about their status and recommend paradigm shift in the
empowerment of women.
Investigate and examine all matters relating to the safeguards
provided for women under the Constitution and other laws;
Review, from time to time, the exiting provisions of the Constitution
and other laws affecting women;
take up cases of violation of the provisions of the Constitution and
of other laws;
look into complaints and take suo moto notice of matters;
deprivation of women's rights;

special studies or investigations into specific problems or situations
arising out of discrimination and atrocities against women;
undertake promotional and educational research so as to suggest ways
of ensuring due representation of women in all spheres and identify
factors responsible for impeding their advancement;
advice on the planning process of socio-economic development of
women;
evaluate the progress of the development of women under the Union and
any State;
inspect or cause to inspected a jail,remand home,women's institution
or other place of custody where women are kept as prisoners or
otherwise and take up with the concerned authorities for remedial
action, if found necessary;
fund litigation involving issues affecting a large body of women;
The various cells of the commission:-

Complaint & Counselling Cell

The Complaints and Counseling Cell of the commission processes the
complaints received oral, written or suo moto under Section 10 of the
NCW Act.

The complaints received relate to domestic violence, harassment,
dowry, torture, desertion, bigamy, rape, refusal to register FIR,
cruelty by husband, deprivation, gender discrimination and sexual
harassment at work place.

The complaints are tackled as below :-

Investigations by the police are expedited and monitored.
Family disputes are resolved or compromised through counseling.
For serious crimes, the Commission constitutes an Inquiry Committee
which makes spot enquiries, examines various witnesses, collects
evidence and submits the report with recommendations. Such
investigations help in providing immediate relief and justice to the
victims of violence and atrocities. The implementation of the report
is monitored by the NCW. There is a provision for having experts/
lawyers on these committees.
The State Commission, the NGOs and other experts are involved in these
efforts.

The complaints received shows the trend of crimes against women and
suggests systemic changes needed for reduction in crimes.

The complaints are analyzed to understand the gaps in routine
functioning of government in tackling violence against women and to
suggest corrective measures.

The complaints are also used as case studies for sensitization
programmes for the police, judiciary, prosecutors, forensic
scientists, defense lawyers and other administrative functionaries.

As per the 1997 Supreme Court Judgment on Sexual Harassment at
Workplace, ( Vishakha Vs. State of Rajasthan ) every employer is
required to provide for effective complaints procedures and remedies
including awarding of compensation to women victims. In sexual
harassment complaints, the concerned organization are urged to
expedite cases and the disposal is monitored.

Here's what you will find in this section.

http://ncw.nic.in/frmComplaintUnit.aspx

Legal Cell

Some provisions of the NCW Act specifically requires the commission
to :

Investigate and examine all matters relating to the safeguards
provided for women under the Constitution and other laws;
Present to the Central Government, annually and at such other times as
the Commission may deem fit, reports upon the working of those
safeguards;
Make in such reports recommendations for the effective implementation
of those safeguards for improving the conditions of women by the Union
or any state;
Review, from time to time, the existing provisions of the Constitution
and other laws affecting women and recommend amendments thereto so as
to suggest remedial legislative measures to meet any lacunae,
inadequacies or shortcomings in such legislation;
Take up the cases of violation of the provision of the Constitution
and of other laws relating to women with appropriate authorities;

The primary mandate of the Commission is to review the constitutional
and legal safeguards provided for women, recommend remedial
legislative measures, felicitate redressal of grievances and advice
the Government on all policy matters affecting women.

http://ncw.nic.in/frmLegalUnit.aspx

Research & Studies Cell

The Research & Studies Cell is responsible for issues related with
socio economic conditions of women in the country and calls for
special studies or investigations into specific problems or situations
arising out of discrimination against women and undertakes promotional
and educational research so as to suggest ways of ensuring due
representation to women in all spheres.

Social mobilization, maintenance and divorcee women, Panchayati Raj in
action, women labour-under contract, gender bias in judicial
decisions, family courts, gender-component in the various Commissions'
reports for women, violence against women, women's access to health
and education in slums etc. to help in formulation of NCW's policies
for recommendations.

The Cell evaluates the progress of the development of women for which
clear gender profile for different states is being prepared. This Cell
also conducts seminars and workshops in collaboration with state
governments for understanding the various problem areas in the field
and to suggest action plan/ remedial measures to resolve these
problems.

Here's what you will find in this section.

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RTI Cell

Right to information ACT, 2005.
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RTI Manuals & Guidelines
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RTI Officers Details
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Organizational Chart
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Salary Description of NCW staff

Delegation of Power of NCW Officers
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List of RTI Applcants
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List of State Women Commissions
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National Commission for Protection of Child rights
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National Human Rights Commission
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Women & Child Development
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Childline India
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Solution Exchange for Gender Community
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...and I am Sid Harth

[bademiyansubhanallah]

Post by and/or www.mantra.com/jai (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
Since newsgroup posts are being removed
by forgery by one or more net terrorists,
this post may be reposted several times.

Jai Maharaj
From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Jai Maharaj IS undisputedly the biggest troll/trollspammer in the
universe! SERIOUSLY! Consider this:

He has atleast 100,000 posts on Usenet
He just won't die

He's been literally living on Usenet ever since it came into
existence
All of his posts are copypasta of articles advancing his point of
view; none of his posts have any moral, spiritual or commercial value
Considered to be a major factor contributing to the downfall of
Usenet

Contents [show]

1 Usenet Abuse and Crossposting Faggotry
2 Asstroll-ogy
3 Real Identity
4 Some Theories and Answers to the puzzle
5 Theory and Timeline based on the above facts
6 More Research7 How to Annoy Jai Maharaj
Usenet Abuse and Crossposting Faggotry

What makes Jai Maharaj the biggest pest on usenet is his crossposting
all over usenet with daily news articles suggesting a vicious anti-
christian and anti-muslim slant….and vegetarianism. (Vegetarianism was
invented by high caste Hindoos to exterminate the lower caste ones by
starvation). Jai claims to have been around since the predecessor to
the Internet, ARPANET was started. But again, all he did was hijack it
as a tool for his bullsh*t astrology and Hinduism. As of now, there
are 100,0000 [Update: 110,000 and climbing] of his rubbish postings
dumped all over usenet, clogging newsgroups and modem speed. All his
posts contain a signature with links to his site. As one user noticed,
his postings tend to attract a certain idiotic fringe of superstitious
Hindoos who then find the link to his website at the end of the post.

Jai Maharaj Likes... Jai Maharaj Dislikes...

Asstrology Scientists

Vegetarianism Meat-eaters

Hindu caste system (he's high caste) Members of Hindu low castes
acting uppity on Usenet...even if they are second generation
Americans!
Living in USA USA

Trolling and stalking Being trolled and stalked
Homo porn Hindu porn http://www.flickr.com/photos/haberlah/55690106/in/set-1206444/

Hindu high caste Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindu lower castes

Being Anonymous Being trolled by Anonymous
Hinduism Any other ism

Does Jai Maharaj ever write on his own? If he could, he wouldn’t be
spamming across usenet like a nut, he would be a writer. His usual
response never goes beyond 4 lines and only consists of a screaming
outburst against “xtians” and “muslims” and anyone who disagrees with
him. But he compensates for this lack of expression by digging up IP
addresses and obtaining locations, real names and phone numbers of his
enemies, which he posts online for his devoted Hindoo pimps to
harass….or in the case of Sidharth, he notifies the authorities
alleging “child abuse”. Its no surprise that Jai is the most despised
entity on Usenet and the entire Usenet community eagerly awaits the
day he will post his last.

The Mahabully, the best psychological compilation on Jai Maharaj ever.
Written by ***@cts.com and can be found here. It details his attacks
on several Usenet posters, his masturbation confessions and his IRA
sympathies. To quote :

“The Mahabully lusts for the prestige and fear that an Ascendent
Hindustan would inspire, and prefers that this is realised at the
expense of his race enemies. His own voice is mean-spirited, immature
and violent. The Mahabully, like other bullies, forms the nucleus of a
coterie of bullies and wanna-be bullies. His kangaroo courts attract a
cabal of marginal, schizoid personalities. The Mahabully may pursue a
vindictive vendetta against anyone who dares to hold them accountable,
perhaps using others' resources and contemptuous of the damage caused
to other people and organisations in pursuance of the vendetta. The
Mhabully 'is greedy, selfish, a parasite and an emotional vampire'.
The Mahabully imposes on others a self-aggrandising falsehood, a
living lie, which is constantly buttressed by additional distortion
and lies. The Mahabully is quick to conjure with injurious terms like
'terrorist'yet it is he himself, Jay Stevens aka Jai Maharaj, who
might fairly be accused of terrorism IMO. For example, he has
advertised a terrorist training video on Usenet.

More Resources

Jai Maharaj's bullshit on Usenet.
http://groups.google.ca/groups?as_q=&num=10&scoring=r&hl=en&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_ugroup=&as_usubject=&as_uauthors=Jai+Maharaj&lr=&as_drrb=q&as_qdr=&as_mind=1&as_minm=1&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=2&as_maxm=12&as_maxy=2007&safe=off

R Johnson has the second best compilation on Jai which can be found
here.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Jay+Stevens&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=890778936.233210%40iris.nyx.net&rnum=1

A FAQon Jai Maharaj.
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/minifaqs/jai.maharaj.miniFAQ

Dr. Jose Mariachi’s Compiled Killfile on Jai
http://www.geocities.com/drjosemariachi/jay_faq.html#bb

Jerry Guzzman’s description of jai whom he claimed to have met Jai
Maharaj. According to him, Jai derives some sado-masochist psychotic
pleasure from people paying attention to him, whether positive or
negative.(Proof that jyotshi/Brahmin Hinduism adversely affects mental
capacity?)

http://bittyurl.com/6K

Asstroll-ogy
http://www.mantra.com/jyotish

Jai Maharaj preys on ignorant Hindu fools who don’t even know the
internet is on computers….and to whom a message posted in English to
usenet is the equivalent of India test firing another ex-russian junk
missile. Jai has his pimps in India fleece these ignorant fools of
their money by offering them bullshit jyotshi predictions. In
addition, Jai Maharaj seeks to push the rest of the jyotshi scammers
off his turf by copyrighting catch phrases like “prediction registry”,
“holistic jyotshi” and “mantra”! His bullshit jyotshi atrology can be
seen at work at his websites, such,

Main Asstrollogy page of Jai

Another Asstrollogy page
http://www.flex.com/~jai/

More Asstrollogy

How the scam works is that some idiot Hindu who cant type or
comprehend stumbles upon his usenet posts and follows the above links
embedded in his signature…….and voila! Meet jai, the predictor of
their future happiness and well being. Since hardcore materialism,
hate and penis worship wash away the remaining intellect of his
adherents, they are more than willing to part away with their money
for a little guidance from a cyber-jyotshi …….and what is there to say
when the bullshit jyotshi boasts clients (unnamed of course….ahem)
among all the rich and powerful running this planet? Even the
whitehouse is said to havee declared war on timing outlined by Jai!
Don't believe me? Read him right here.

Jai’s jyotshi scam simply consists of juggling various assumptions and
screaming glory when any one of them work out. Whats worse, Jai isn’t
even putting up a realistic Nostradamus like fooling game……instead he
is lousy enough to let his anti-christian and anti-muslim bias leak
into his predictionsas well. Again, one has to subscribe by
contributing to his PayPal account to get access to his bullshit
predictions on future events.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/PayPal
http://www.flex.com/~jai/registry/white.html

Real Identity

This is the only known photograph of Jai Maharaj. It appeared on an
asstrollogy website. The following information also appeared: "Jai
Maharaj, P.O. Box 1919, Waianae, HI 96792-6919, USA, Tel:
1-808-521-8808, Email: ***@aol.com (Synthetics - NO, Uparatnas -
YES, Flawed gems - NO) - SERVICE: I both choose gems and also supply
gems loose or set in jewelry"Jai Maharaj's own website has a very
brief but pompous bio that runs as follows:

http://www.mantra.com/jyotish/quotes.html

Jai Maharaj, who lives in Hawaii, USA, was born and raised in Varanasi
and later in other northern cities. He has been active in campaigns
for both the conservation of time-tested wisdom and the progress of
Bharat. His education and life experience include spirituality, health
and medicine, architecture and engineering, law and business, and
activism in several areas. He has also battled the enemy as a soldier
in the armed forces at the border in Kashmir. Jai Maharaj is a
consultant for a think tank with the government, organizations and
individuals as clients. He is an ordained Vedic-Hindu priest. He hosts
a popular, comprehensive and well maintained news website News Plus .
He monitors news worldwide concerning India and also participates
actively in many discussion forums.

According to Mike (***@zang.com),

Jay Stevens hung out on Hawaii's GT Power BBS network in the late 80's
early 90's. I'm talking like 89-90, in that area. While my memories of
him specifically are vary vague, they do carry a general feeling of
chronic irritation. One can be very confident to add IBM compatibles
as his platform of choice, as Hawaii's BBS scene in that period was
heavily platform segregated, and GT Power was a very pro-PC
environment, and had a large military subculture. Nothing I remember
indicates that he was in the military, however.

He is also described as being in his 60s.

In addition, several addresses have been posted on Usenet purportedly
belonging to him. They are of course, yet to be verified, but anyway
here they are:

JAY R STEVENS : 4305 ALLA ROAD APT 7, MARINA DEL RAY, CA 90292

4086, GLENCOE AVE, MARINA DEL RAY, CA 90292 Tel: [phone]

3940, LUTHERAN CIR, SACRAMENTO, CA 95826 ... right near the Sacramento
burb of Manlove

3168 BRAND ST, IRVINE, CA 92606 Tel: [phone]; DOB: May 1940; AGE:
63; E-Mail:***@mantra.com; ISPs: FLEX NET

A Whois search of Jai’s Mantra.com reveals the following:

Registrant:Mantra Corporation (MANTRA-DOM),P. O. Box 1919, Honolulu,
HI 96792-6919 US

Administrative Contact:Maharaj, Jai (JM225) ***@FLEX.COM
Mantra Corporation
P. O. Box 1919
Waianae, HI 96792-6919 US
[phone] fax: [phone]

Technical Contact:Wong, Del (DW403) ***@FLEX.COM
P.O.Box 22481
HONOLULU, HI 96822-2481 US
[phone] fax: [phone]

In the early days of the Internet, Shyamasundara Dasa had an ugly
business dealing with Jai, whichallowed him these personal tidbits:

Date of birth: Oct 7, 1946, 9:15AM
Place of birth: New Delhi, India
Real name: Jai Mathura (but was using Jai Stevens)
Address: as given above
Phone: [phone]
FAX: [phone]
Usenet user Reginald Perrin managed to dig up the incorporation papers
of Mantra.com. He managed to come up with information that Jay Stevens
(Jai Mirage, Jai Maharaj) is one of the founding officers (the other
being Joan Miller) of Mantra Corporation, which was incorporated in
Hawaii on November 30, 1990 issued 1000 shares. It's an astrology scam
masquerading as a business consulting and marketing outfit, with 2
shareholders.

From a Hawaii state web site:
NAME: MANTRA CORPORATION
STATUS: A
CONSENT:
SIM-NAME:
DATE-INC: 11/30/1990
TERM: PER
DATE-EXP:
ADDRESS: P. O. BOX 1919 WAIANAE HI 96792 6919
PURPOSE: BUSINESS CONSULTING, MARKETING,ADVERTISING AND RELATED
SERVICES
SEC DEALER:
VOTE:
VOTE DATE:
REPORTS=> CURR-YR: LAST-YR: 1993 PRIOR-YR: 1992
DELINQUENT:
OFFICERS AS OF 11/30/1990
STEVENS,JAY R POSITION: *P/S/D
MILLER,JOAN E POSITION: *V/T/D
STOCK AS OF 11/30/1990
COMMON SHARES: 1,000 PAID IN:
1,000
PAR-VAL:
TRAN-DATE--ST-TYPE-REMARKS
11/30/1990 C ART ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
As you can see, mantra.com is incorporated in the name of JAY R.
STEVENS and we can safely assume its his real name. Joan Miller may
either be Jai's Indian wife with a changed name, or a a chickin.

Dell Wong

As you can see in the technical contact of Mantra.com, a certain Dell
Wong is listed. Dell Wong can be several things:

1.An employee/frontman of Jay Stevens
2.A business partner of Jay Stevens
3.A legal alias of Jay Stevens. (under law, it is possible to have a
legal alias provided its listed with the authorities)
4. A completely non-related entity who has become guilty by
association with flex.com, which hosts mantra.com and appears to be
complacent towards Jai's trolling activities.

It has been assumed that Del Wong is nothing but Jay Stevens’
frontman, whom Jay uses in his real legal and business affairs. Del
Wong has been ruled out as being an alias of Jai since his photodoes
not resemble a desi. He may be local Hawaiian or Chinese.

Or who knows? It could be Jai. Well anyway, the contact info of of
Mr . Wong from a Hawaii government tax site is as follows:

Agent Name DEL WONG

Agent Address 2800 WOOD LAWN DR STE 254
HONOLULU Hawaii 96822
United States of America

Business Entity Name FLEXNET, INC.
Record Type Master Name for a Domestic Profit Corporation
File Number 99105 D1
Status Active

Purpose TO PROVIDE HIGH-SPEED COMMERCIAL INTERNET CONNECTIVITY
FOR HAWAII BASED ORGANIZATION COMPANIES AND INDIVIDUALS;
Place Incorporated Hawaii UNITED STATES (Same as mantra.com)
Incorporation Date 03/13/1995

Mailing Address P O BOX 22481 HONOLULU Hawaii 96823-2481
United States of America
Xref Name 1 FLEX NET
Term PER

Some Theories and Answers to the puzzle

The great mystery regarding jay Stevens is why his ISP, FLEX.COM has
never kicked him off than take the trouble and complaints, especially
since he pays a measly $9.95/ month to stay online. The most plausible
answer is that Jay Stevens owns Flex.com through Dell Wong! It seems
Jay originally sneaked into the United States disguised as one of the
thousands of mass produced computer coolies. In his initial years, his
computer coolie skills blossomed but once he managed to escape the
work gang and apply for permanent residence, he reverted back to being
the bullshit jyotshi hatemonger he always was. However, before his
computer skills waned, his computer coolie skills helped him set up
Hawaii’s first ISP, Flex.com and once the cash started flowing, jay
discovered there was plenty of time to spend on his vedic jyotshi
asstrollogy as well as pursuing his hates.

http://www.flex.com/

Many have wondered how Jay manages to stay online 24/7 and yet retain
his humanity. The answer is that when he is not cross posting hate, he
is managing Flex.com. In other words he is half robot half demon.

A WHOIS of Flex.com reveals the following:

Registrant:

flexnet inc.
p.o.box 22481
honolulu, Hawaii 96823-2481 United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Created on: 24-Sep-91

Admin. Contact:
wong, del ***@flex.com
flexnet inc.
p.o.box 22481

honolulu, Hawaii 96823-2481 United States
[phone] Fax --
Technical Contact:
wong, del ***@flex.com

flexnet inc.
p.o.box 22481
honolulu, Hawaii 96823-2481 United States
[phone] Fax –

Del Wong (or Jai Stevens?) is the founder-owner of Flex.com.

Theory and Timeline based on the above facts
http://www.uhm.hawaii.edu/

Jai Maharaj/Jay Stevens sneaked into the United States as an average
grade mass-produced computer coolie. Here are some facts derived from
an online interview between Caroline Wright and ‘Dell Wong’, who
happens to sound more like Jai.

Studied at University of Hawaii at Manoa(might be a good idea to ask
them)
ran a bbs for eight years prior to that got kicked out by U.H., got
his sister in-law in trouble by abusing her internet access
privileges.

Then started ISP service in July 12th 1994 under several different
names, such as Flex.com (of which he indicates had its first employee
named Kristin Paulo who started Hula.net)

He was also involved in the setup of several local Hawai ISPs Did Web
programming with Jeff Tupa who became webmaster and system
administrator for Flex.com. *Tupa is said to have left on 12/29/03.
Had a partner by the name Del Wong

Though the respondent in this interview is referred to as Dell Wong,
it sounds exactly like Jai. And since it was conducted via email, it
is more than probable that Jai was on the other end. For example, this
interview is located on the Flex.com website in the "who are we" tab.
Rather than give a brief info on the company and its history, we find
an online interview with Caroline Wright entitled "Curiousity Killed
the cat." Further, there are too many arrogant and vague comments made
through the interview which sound more like Jai. This interview was
conducted in January 2000, but don’t be surprised if Jai removed or
edited it.

Consider these arrogant and nonchalant comments in the interview which
are a trademark of Jai.

Lots of prospects get put off by our/my "attitude", but heck, FlexNet
is Del Wong.
I don't bother anymore reading the dang thing. As I said before our
present modem situation is crappy. But again, by the time this article
comes out, we will again rock in that department. No worry.
(Caroline Wright asks)Who is the staff of FlexNet? Are you a one-man
band? Is Missus Wong still helping you out? Is Flex your only
business, or do you have other irons in the fire? What are they?

(Jai/Wong answers)Everything is secret. Don't Tell, Don't Ask.

The question of Jai owning Flex.com has surfaced before on Usenet.As
usual, Jai brings forth his sockpuppets to dissuade people from
further pursuing the topic. Take this thread,

Siva K Sundaram wrote:Dr. Jai Maharaj (supposed) real name is Jay
Stevens (based on Net info,one can't know for sure if that's his
actual real name). His web site's domain name, mantra.com, identified
as belonging to Mantra Corporation,has an IP address (206.126.0.13)
matching the domain for the Hawaiian ISP flex.com, which Mr. Stevens
(probably) owns and runs.
To this, a sockpuppet of Jai responds:

Jay Stevens doesn't own or run shit! He's a mercenary for the VHP,
paid by a well-known Indian doctor who "operates" from Houston. I say
he's a mercenary, because he does not live what he purports to preach,
and because he is paid for the propaganda and recruitment efforts.
Flex.com is *not* owned or operated by Jay, but they do host some
services for him, for a fee, of course. His spamming, discerning
readers will note, stems not from flex.com(which has a stern policy in
that regard), but from a no-holds-barred Usenet provider called
Altopia:
A more intelligent Usenet user writes:

Right, that's discernible from examining the source of his posts, that
he uses Altopia for his NNTP services. However, I can't buy the claim
that flex.com merely hosts services for Mr.Stevens. The domain names
flex.com and mantra.com map to the same IP address.If flex.com merely
hosted services for mantra.com, then mantra.com would have to map to a
different IP address.(Note that Jai may have corrected this)So Mr.
Stevens' (if that's his real name) relationship with flex.com is
clearly More than just being a customer. And there's evidence that Mr.
Stevens is trying to hide that fact. He has a web Page at http://www.flex.com/~jai
which suggests that he's a customer of that ISP. He also has a
separate page for his "organization", http://www.mantra.com (address
206.126.13.34), which also suggests a pure customer relationship,
since The address apparently is on the flex.com subnet. However, the
following is unusual. Since mantra.com has the same IP address as
Flex.com, one should expect to reach the flex.com web site by entering
Mantra.com as a URL in a browser, but this does not happen! Rather,
the HTTP Server "magically" recognizes the mantra.com name and
redirects the request to 206.126.13.34, to www.mantra.com! Further
evidence that Mr. Stevens is trying To hide his more intimate
relationship with flex.com.

More Research

Please contact Anonymous and request more research.

How to Annoy Jai Maharaj

Respond to his Usenet posts with a copypasta of this article.
Accuse him of murdering rival asstrollogers
Create an online game in which vegetables have to escape from being
eaten by him
Call him Pakistani

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jai_Maharaj

Dog **** eating, ding bat dog-tor, Dr. Jai Maharaj
View Full Version : Dog **** eating, ding bat dog-tor, Dr. Jai Maharaj

Dr. Gay Maharaj

Dog **** eating, ding bat dog-tor, Dr. Jai Maharaj
http://members.tripod.com/sid_e_slicker/india10.html

By Sid Harth

The heinous Hindus like a fake doctor, rather a dog-tor, Hindu
hoodlum, Dr. Jai Maharaj and yours truly have a running feud. This
fundamentalist Hindu terrorist tries to irritate me, apparently for no
reason. It is going on for good four years. In this time I wrote and
posted nearly five thousand articles on all subjects imaginable,
basically showing the heinous Hindu character.

This ding bat dog-tor, however, in the same period, or approximately
so, have stolen copyrighted material from reputed media and posted
under his fake name, Dr. Jai Maharaj nearly fifty thousand articles,
according to Deja.com archives.

I cannot compete with that kind of demonic output. Dr. Jai Maharaj
should thank god for that kind of energy, drive and single minded
pursuit of Hindu ****, that is exactly what his posts are and always
were. What is that idiotboy's problem? Perhaps schizophrenia, perhaps,
multiple personality disorder, perhaps advance stages of brain trauma.
Whatever is his case against yours truly, not clear to me nor is it
clear to his Hindu hoodlum cabal.

This hoodlum has just about accused every single leader of the world,
every single religion of the world, every leader of opposition in
India, including but not limited to Sonia Gandhi, Roman Catholic wife
of former Indian prime minister, Rajiv Gandhi, who was mercilessly
murdered by Hindu fanatics such as Dr. Jai Maharaj, imagine that.

The over abundance of filth he posts, no one is capable of reading it
no matter how many hours one can spare for that dishonorable duty.
Apart from being a spam meister, this gangeskhan reposts several of
his very lenghthy, sometimes hundreds of pages long material, not just
once but several times.

Dr. ding bat dog-tor's feud with me is not unique. He has gone after
several other newsgroup posters and writers, not the same thing. This
saffron **** sheriff considers himself not only a great Hindu moralist
but like an idiot that he is, breaks his own pumped up false image,
right thereafter. Of all the material he posts none is penned by him,
except a headline, all caps venomous headline. His signature includes
a Sanskrit mantra, "Om Shanti, Shanti, Shanti." Literally it means the
be peace, repeated three times for stress.

However this ding bat has no peace in his deluded mind as he comes out
brandishing his excaliber as a war mongering monkey. There is your
typical Hindu filthy thinking and filthier philosophy. Comes directly
from one black Hindu god, lord Krishna.

All fine and well for me as if not this ding bat ****ting around we
would, most probably, not be able to portray a typical Hindu American,
safe in America which allows free speech and due protection under the
law. Dr. Jai Maharaj loves free speech as much as I do. His free
speech falls in the category, which is excluded under the US
constitution gurantees. One cannot cry fire in a crowded theater, with
or without valid reasons.

Ds. Jai Maharaj not only cries, not that womanly cry either, cry of a
warrior, blood curdling cry of American native, wrongfully called
'Indian.' The cry is shrill, obnoxious, fearful and incendiary, to say
the least. Hindu hoodlums love him, adore him and play his game. Good
for the village idiots, I say. I am least disturbed as to the fact
that dog-tor, Dr. Jai Maharaj has both secret and not so secret
groupies. It just proves that an idiot can be village idiot Hindus'
messed up Messiah. Who else do you think ought to lead bunch of ****
worms than king of all **** worms, idiotboy, dog-tor Dr. Jai Maharaj?

The problem is with his lies. He lies, lies some more and to cover his
tracks, lies on top of it. If according to ding bat dog-tor, Dr. Jai
Maharaj, Hindu religion is the best in the world how come he has to
defend it so vigorously? Shouldn't the best product in the world,
including the best mouse-trap get the people knocking the doors?

This rats' asshole has serious problem with his logic. Let us for
argument's sake consider dog-tor Dr. Jai Maharaj's argument that Hindu
religion is the best and the Hindu culture is the best add to that as
a corollary, Hindu gods, all thirty-three millions of them are the
best, practitioners of Hindu religion are the best, citizens liveing
in India and practicising faithfully their cherished religion are the
best, make it anything and everything related to Hindu religion is the
best, for
argument's sake only.

Dt. Jai Maharaj's outrage against the world has no place. The value or
the price of a diamond is determined by the demand and supply of that
unique product. De Beers, the world monopoly decides how many diamonds
be marketed and at what price. No matter what is actual production or
actual demand the price is kept high to make diamond value at a
specific, luxury level.

If Dr. Jai Maharajs antics can be considered equal to De Beers cartel,
keeping the value of Hindu religion at ridiculously high level it
serves no purpose. No one is interested at Dr. Jai Maharaj's
artificially held value of Hindu religion. There is no great rush to
migrate to Hindu religion. The contrary is true. great many people
have abandoned it, if not stopped being rigorous practitioners of Dr.
Jai Maharaj brand of Hindu religion.

Under the circumstances, his hue and cry and his illegal, immoral
attitude towards all is unjustified. No matter how many times I said
that Hindu religion is a gutter religion it makes no difference to the
practitioners of that religion. They still follow their conscience or
personal choices to stick with it.

Shouldn't this ding bat dog-tor take a hint that it is the personal
choice of Hindus against overwhelming evidence against their religion,
their society, their history and culture that keeps it in place. I do
not believe that this ding bat dog-tor has that simple logical truth
seeking imagination.

Du. Jai Maharaj need not offend or defend anyone. God takes care of
that. I don't suppose this idiotboy has what it takes to add two and
two. Most probably, it would be five, three or twenty-two.

Sid Harth..."Show me a defender of Hindu culture and I shall show you
an idiotboy, dog **** eating, ding bat dog-tor, Dr. Jai Maharaj."

Dr. Gay Maharaj

http://www.cyclingforums.com/archive/index.php/t-55500.html

'na he na he he's is rotan baba 'who rolled up kulu manali in northern
hindustani.

`I've always `wondered who this chickensucker "Jai Maharaj" was. I
knew `for certain he wasn't a real Hindu. I did a Google `search on
"Jai Maharaj" + "Jay Stevens", and dozens of `hits popped up. Thanks
for the lead.

%:%:%: The Proto Jai Maharaj Periodic %:%:%: %:%:%: Informational
Posting %:%:%:

1. Who is Jai Maharaj?

Jai Maharaj is the 'Voice of Mantra Corporation'. Though it is seen
as

just one poster posting all the stuff on Usenet, it is widely
suspected

that Jai is not the only contributor.

2. What newsgroups are home to Jai Maharaj?

You're kidding. Any newsgroup on Usenet, forums on Compuserve,
practically anything anywhere anytime is home to Jai Maharaj. Just
post on any of the following groups on Noosenet and Jai is very eager
always to share his wisdom with any group.

Jai's wisdom is presently available on the following groups:

alt.astrology sci.med.nutrition rec.food.veg soc.culture.indian
alt.culture.hawaii (he says "Come over to alt.culture.hawaii" but he

JAI MAHARAJ UNCUT AND UNWASHED

Dean T Dean!!!!!! You got the afternoon off from your poor yet honest
dad's fast goat turd franchise and you...
never posts there)

The Usenet graph of Jai Maharaj in a brand of vedic astrology :

3. What do you need to do to get in the good books of Jai Maharaj?

Well, say that Vedic astrology is good. Don't ever be a animal person-
eater. Also see Q. 4. Also ask Virendra on alt.astrology.

4. What do you need to do to get in the bad books of Jai Maharaj?

Just flame him on Usenet for 5 days. It helps if you are quite
"popular" or "widely known" on a newsgroup. Else you aren't worth Jai
Maharaj's time. Say that Vedic Astrology is a fake. Or that Mantra
Corporation is misusing Internet-Usenet by advertizing using the 4-
line .sig.

5. What is common between Jai Maharaj and John Palmer?

Both have claim to being one of the most "popular" persons on Usenet.
Jai has accused lots of people with "LIBEL". JP has slapped virtual
lawyers on many.

6. What is different between Jai Maharaj and John Palmer?

John has his own machine and his own domain. Jai gets on to U. of
Hawaii and accesses Freenets from there.

John has a knowledge of sendsys while Jai doesn't. Jai is quite known
to accuse people of sending mail plants when there wasn't any sent.
But Jai is working hard to be a JP.

7. What is the mark of a Jai Maharaj posting?

It always starts with a -=Namaste=- and ends with a -=Om Shanti=-.
oops.. sorry. Always ends with the 4 line .sig.

He posts usually from his accounts as:

Exposed Arindam Banerjee's tactics of abuse 3302
Dr. Jai Maharaj Yawnnn.... Still peddling the same old lies. I'll
reply (yet again) with the same...
Your tax dollars at work!

Till date, he has never been seen from a commercial account. Once in a
while, mantra corporation (which has the same mcimail number
apparently its distilled wisdom.

8. What do I do if I don't want to see Jai's postings at all?

There is a wonderful mechanism on bulletin board systems called
"Killfile". Use it.

is the freenet he is using. Also you can send a nice 'thank you' note
for every posting he does. He appreciates it very much.

9. Why this FAQ?

There are countless people on Usenet who still don't know Jai Maharaj
and this humble effort on my part will probably enable people from far
and wide to get to know the personality of Jai.

btw, there is also a alt.fan.jai-maharaj (the newgroup was sent by
spread the Jai Maharaj message for the good of the world.

Contributions to the FAQ most welcome. If anyone wants to take over
the FAQ, you are most welcome to. Please post everything on the
newsgroup.

Every effort has been made to present facts. Corrections welcome on
that count from anyone, be it from Jai Maharaj or John Palmer.

Jai anon.penet.fi. Jai Jai Maharaj. Jai Julf.

-=Om Jai Maharaj=-

This posting can be circulated on any non-profit media. You can make
copies for educational use.

Brought to this forum by a caring anon.penet.fi user. Please post this
as a reply to jai's messages while snipping his message. Spread to all
corners of the creation. ÐÐ

JAI MAHARAJ BUSTED....CONNECTION TO FLEX.COM EXPOSED! VERSION 1.0

(OR PROOF THAT HINDUISM HAS LETHAL SIDE EFFECTS)

JAI MAHARAJ's CONNECTION TO HINDU personS.....

Jai Maharaj is in bed with Hindu persons and the Hindu equivalent
investigated by the Mumbai police for promoting liquidate of non-Hindu
Indians. The Hinduunity website has a "hitlist" page with names and
addresses of non-Hindu Indians against whom it openly incites
violence. The "hitlist" can be viewed here:

Mumbai Police Investigates hinduunity: VSNL, INDIA's Govt is blocking
the site. Israeli funded Hindu hate criminal Rohit Vyasman, who was
kicked off his ISP addr.com, runs the site. The site currently has its
own server and requires no ISP. The

Created On:01-Mar-2000 00:32:20
UTC Sponsoring Registrar:R164-LROR Registrant ID:GKG-C00000E47E
Registrant Name:Rohit Vyasmaan PO BOX 174 East Norwich NY 11732 US
Phone:[phone]

There is proof that the Israeli person outfit outlawed by the UN,
Kahane.org runs the website, since it carries a link to Kahane.org as
well as Israeli propaganda.

In addition, the two servers of the website are : NS1.YESHUA.CC
(Yeshua is a Jewish name)
Name Server:NS2.GWSYSTEMS.CO.IL
(IL is the subdomain for Israel)

"When Addr.com dropped HinduUnity.org as one of its clients, Vyasman
called Guzofsky's office in Brooklyn. Guzofsky is a follower of Rabbi
Meir David Kahane, a Brooklyn-born, former member of the Israeli
Knesset, who called for the expulsion of Arabs from Israel. Guzofsky
connected Vyasman to Gary Wardell, a businessman in Annandale, VA.
Wardell's web service business now hosts both the HinduUnity.org and
Kahane.org sites. The two sites also have a mutual link." Link:

Jai maharaj frequently posts links to this website as well as
material. Whats more, he is a member of the members only forum area
where Hindu fanatics meet and discuss upcoming riots and
buttbuttinations in India.

Did Jai Maharaj help Rohit Vyasman set up Hinduunity.org on his own
servers?

the WHOIS of which is as follows: Registrant: Himalayan Academy
(XGZAGUWGCD) 107 Kaholalele Road Kapaa, HI 11111 US

Administrative Contact, Technical Contact: Japendra

107 Kaholalele Road

Kapaa, HI 11111 US

808-822-7032 fax: [phone]

The other website contained in Jai's signature is
http:www.hindunet.org, the WHOIS of which is as follows: Registrant
ID:DOTR-00243868 plus 1 Vishwa Hindu Parishad of America, Inc. P.O.
Box 722098 San Diego CA 92172 US Phone:[phone] Admin.
ID:DOTC-01366589 Admin Name:Ajay Shah

Note that the Vishwa Hindu Parishad is the Nazi-KKK equivalent of with
it enbreastles him to an investigation.

JAI MAHARAJ BEHIND HATE CRIMES IN HONOLULU?:

Oct.22,2002: The FBI and Honolulu police have launched a hate crime
investigation into who left hundreds of anti-Muslim leaflets at Oahu's
only mosque yesterday morning. The leaflets were breastled "ATTENTION
RAG-HEADS" and included a threat against Muslims. The leaflets,
according to the group, said "every curry fund-raiser will be checked
to ensure that funds are not being funnelled to support person groups.
Anyone found in violation will be strapped with explosives and shipped
to Iraq. MAY GOD (NOT ALAH) BLESS AMERICA!!" Source:

Exposed Arindam Banerjee's tactics of abuse 3300
I don't know about him. These two I talk about pretend to be concerned
about Hindus and Hinduism. In reality...

Jai Maharaj resides in Honolulu (we will get to that later). The point
is, if he dedicates his entire day crossposting hate messages against
muslims and posts a link to the Hindu equivalent of the KKK, the VHP
in every post, don't you suppose he might be tempted to get physical?
But since he is a coward Hindu, you can expect him to be involved only
in anonymous hate crimes like the one mentioned above.

There are two peculiar features regarding the aforementioned hate
crime: 1. The reference to "curry fundraisers" seems to be aimed at
deflecting attention from the perpetrator (Jai?) who himself is of
"curry" Asian Indian origin. 2. Allah mispelt as Alah seems to be
deliberate to deflect attention towards Jai and portray the image of a
white Christian perpetrator who happens to be ignorant of spelling
Allah. Deliberate? You bet.

CONTACT THE HAWAII POLICE DEPARTMENT AND TELL THEM WHY YOU THINK JAI
DID IT....REMEMBER, TIPS ARE ANONYMOUS AND YOU COULD BE REWARDED IF
JAI

GETS BUSTED!

Honolulu Police Department 801 South Beretania Street Honolulu, HI
96813

Deputy Chief of Police Paul Putzulu: 529-3975

Police Vice-Drug Tip Hotline: East Hawaii: 934-"VICE" (934-8423) West
Hawaii: 329-"ZERO-ICE" (329-0423) Non-emergency Information and
Complaints: 935-3311

JAI MAHARAJ's FALSE ALLEGATIONS OF CHILD ABUSE

Jai maharaj has a file on him in the California Police Department
after he notified the police that a anti-Hindu Usenet poster
"Sidharth" of Pennsylvania was a child molester. The police
investigated the affair and discovered that Jai had led them on a
false trail. To quote Sidharth:

"His (Jai Maharaj's) latest charge against me is so ridiculous that I
ignored it altogether as typical Hindu blasphemy. The charge is that I
abuse children. This charge was made by one Sujata Londhe, another
covert Hindu person of Morrisville, Pennsylvania. Sujata Londhe has
since been inactive for one or more reasons. She never could prove the
charge nor bunch of Brahmin sh*t loaders who acted on her

William Grosvenor sick Jew hater using fake names. Google William
Grosvenor
U.S. Soldier Recalls Horror of Nazi Camp Published: 5-8-05 MAUTHAUSEN,
Austria (AP) - Bodies stacked like firewood. A concrete slab where
dead...
"This ding bat dog-tor, however, in the same period, or approximately
so, have stolen copyrighted material from reputed media and posted
under his fake name, Dr. Jai Maharaj nearly fifty thousand articles,
according to Deja.com archives." Read Sidharth's article at:

On another occasion, Jai Maharaj accused a usenet user disagreeing On
another occasion, Jai posted private imfo on a non-Hindu Indian so

JAI MAHARAJ IS THE KINGPIN OF A VEDIC-JYOTSHI BULLSH*T ASTROLOGY
SCAM!

Jai Maharaj preys on ignorant Hindu fools who don't even know the
internet is on computers....and to whom a message posted in English to
missile. Jai has his pimps in India fleece these ignorant fools of
their money by offering them bullsh*t jyotshi predictions. In
addition, Jai Maharaj seeks to push the rest of the jyotshi scammers
off his turf by copyrighting catch phrases like "prediction registry",
"holistic jyotshi" and "mantra"! His bullpoo jyotshi atrology can be
never took off. Guess jyotshi bullsh*t and news analysis simply don't
mix.

How the scam works is that some idiot Hindu who cant type a sh*t (and
naturally devoid of comprehension) stumbles upon his usenet posts and
follows the above links embedded in his signature.......and voila!
Meet

jai, the predictor of their future happiness and well being. Since
hardcore materialism, hate and privates worship wash away the
remaining intellect in the minds of his Hindu adherents, they are more
than willing to part away with their money for a little guidance from
a cyber-jyotshi .......and what is there to say when the bullsh*t
jyotshi

boasts clients (unnamed of course....ahem) among all the rich and
powerful running this planet? Even the whitehouse declares war on
timing outlined by Jai! (something he pulled out of his butt). Check
it out here:

scam simply consists of juggling various buttumptions and running
around naked when any one of them work out. Whats worse, Jai isn't
even putting up a realistic Nostradamus like fooling game......instead
he is lousy enough to let his anti-christian and anti-muslim bias leak
into his predictions as well. See subscribe by contributing to his
Paypal account to get access to his bullsh*t predictions on future
events.

JAI MAHARAJ IS A CROSS POSTING USENET ABUSER

http://www.barossa-region.org/Australia/WHO-IS-JAI-MAHARAJ.html

monkey pees in its own mouth [gross]

monkey pees in its own mouth [gross]
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Added: 1 year ago
From: capinfox
Views: 70,039

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Loading...SuperJusto22 (4 days ago) groossssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!! !!!
1

greenorange75 (5 days ago) ATHF FTW

criticalbitch1987 (1 week ago) go on my son !!!!

Bravyanz0r (1 week ago) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTH?!

KhanioProductions (2 weeks ago) Give this comment a thumbs UP! lol

watermeloncutie16 (2 weeks ago)I think that is so sad that monkey
needs some water

RonixEnclave (3 weeks ago) I had to do that when I was lost in the
desert for 4 days.

lolaap1234 (3 weeks ago) This is fucking sad he needs to get water

australianicon (1 month ago) this monkey is doing what i do almost
every day

volcomdaddy (1 month ago) i just really hate monkeys so much!!!!!!!

SantaTheEmo (1 month ago) makes me thirsty.

Fartknocker0990 (1 month ago) i hope no one is getting ideas........

InYourFaceNewYorker (1 month ago)That's not a monkey, that's a
chimpanzee, considered one of the great apes. Chimps are the closest
cousins of humans. Wow, our close cousin is peeing in his mouth. ;)

krisrod8 (2 weeks ago) do you look like a monkey?

xochequetsal (1 month ago)stupid monkey!

sich69 (1 month ago) ^_^

isin1998 (1 month ago) o_o omg omg o_o

AshleyWyles (1 month ago) eh mi god that was so disgusting!! EW

mercen144 (2 months ago)likes the comments

Rexd101 (2 months ago) Monkies are awesome. They can survive in the
desert because they have something to drink. As long as they keep
drinking it they can store it for later. Fucking awesome huh.

Shanzap (2 months ago) uhm

u can only drink ur pee once
after that the salt and acid in it will kill u
u have to wait for ur system to cleanse again
well I dunno for monkeys

cause clearly this monkey must do it all the time

leightontang (2 months ago) OH MY GOSH THAT DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!

Rubbatubby8 (2 months ago) Same here

Sm00thCriminaal (2 months ago) lol refreshing....homemade lemonade
with a twang to it.
yamahaTRAIL (2 months ago) @Sm00thCriminaal hahahahhaha

kslaopuwmuil (2 months ago) we love monkeys they are sooooo cute
(sweet)
5/5

dasbakon (2 months ago) Chimpanzees are not monkeys, they are apes.

kslaopuwmuil (2 months ago) Shit dude, get a life instead of being a
smartass.
nolifer

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thecorduroysuit (2 months ago)Well, dasbakon is absolutely right,
Chimps ARE apes, not monkeys. It`s pretty sad when people equate
intelligence with ``Having no life.``

95gobbler (2 months ago) that monkey got its colors messed up the
pees are suppose to be green not yellow

bearspark (3 months ago) lol

iStocop (3 months ago)if he's thirsty he gotta do wat he gotta do.

joshdodds94 (3 months ago) Curtis Juch..... HarHarhehehaHRahr

Katieboo1996 (5 months ago) gross

samangelo11 (7 months ago) what happened to the other 9

ToontownMad2605 (7 months ago) I counted 1. :S

xluckyx (7 months ago) i demand my other 9 clips >:[

Nathanpq7 (7 months ago) there wuz only 1 vid not 10

robnobhob (7 months ago) hahah xD

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monkeylover098 (7 months ago) dude u suck 4 that
ThePhoenix815 (11 months ago) where's the other 9?

DJSFAMOUS (8 months ago) exactly

hazzaslim (1 year ago) rofl

skilla2k8 (1 year ago) hahahahaha woodzy

WoodzyBoi2K8 (1 year ago) lol

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Crazy gorilla eating his own poo

Crazy gorilla eating his own poo
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Added: 3 years ago
From: chaqlee
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zrx7769 (3 days ago) thats not a gorilla, its a nigger

pinoyrules15 (5 days ago) THATs a GORRila talents No one human CAn't
Do that....
silphantom (5 days ago) WhY aRe YoU TyPing LiKe ThIs??

zrx7769 (3 days ago) um, no your wrong

dxdxliu (1 week ago)recycling

bluelite7x (1 week ago)Orangutans piss in their mouths, gorillas eat
their shits, and terrorists blow themselves up. As intelligent as
primates are, they can clearly be fucked in the head!

TheBrawlMaster (1 week ago) This zoo dont feed him enough, so he has
no choice to recycle his poo.

devywevy1996 (1 week ago) if i wasnt sick before i dont know what i
am noww.
truelypink (1 week ago) African American Style!!!

KhanioProductions (2 weeks ago) that is not wat gorillas would do in
the wild, that gorilla is hungry and mentally fucked

vlcmarijn (2 weeks ago) 50 cent

Irokashi (2 weeks ago) Now we know what the gorillas get for diner.

darylklein13 (2 weeks ago) yum yum yum
thats fucking gross

garyf7777 (2 weeks ago) Is this Iyanna Washington?

Selwof (2 weeks ago) this is recycling in its base form, good to see
other creatures making a difference. . .

jaqu19 (2 weeks ago) damn, that is one fucking crazy gorilla!

toasterhead91 (3 weeks ago) petty goss... i saw a goilla eat his
poop, puke it up, then eat the puke tho X_X

Smaejdah (3 weeks ago)He wanted to give those fucking people a little
show :D

zaffe93 (3 weeks ago) what a poor black person

Jan8991 (3 weeks ago) seroiusly poor gorilla

louandmikes (3 weeks ago) 1 word Nasty

14ethank (3 weeks ago) that is beyond gross.

ACmilanfan80 (1 month ago) how does ur shit taste u niggaa

DahnD (1 month ago) My dog eats horse shit O.o Not to mention
frogs...

knarftretsom (1 month ago)YAAY ITS MY LANGUAGE =)
Netherlands ;D

4devilking4 (1 month ago) poor garilla
his hungry T.T

GIVE HIM SOME FOOD!!

his a poor animal who eats poop because his hungry GIVE HIM
FOOOOOOD!!!

specialkid94 (1 month ago)i gues he wanted it his way o.o

yamablaster14 (1 month ago) Finger lickin good yum!! Haha

80gamer (1 month ago) doesnt that make u wanna kiss jim

vicktrickly72 (1 month ago) better than 2 girls 1 cup, and 2 girls 1
finger, and 4 girls fingerpaint...

planes3333 (4 weeks ago) @vicktrickly72

whats that mean??

vicktrickly72 (4 weeks ago) it means STOP WATCHING THINGS EAT WASTE
you might find yourself doing it

GermanysF1nest (1 month ago) baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah pervert

lmr2727 (1 month ago) leave him alone!!!!! dogs do that too, you
know! jeez!

Joshuaguss (1 month ago) LOL 0:33 The gorilla see everybody's laughing
at him, and it looks like he's asking "You never ate poo".

93bendzsi (1 month ago) Also the dogs do thats as well

VibrantBeautyBaBy (1 month ago) Left overs I guess? LoL!
SiCcCkKk!!!!! HAHAHA!

cburrezzy (1 month ago) i know his breath STANKIN!

lauzama (1 month ago) whats wrong that gorilla

80gamer (1 month ago) either its on crak or that poo is going strait
to its head

davidhamburg1996 (1 month ago) wtf ?!?!? LOOOOL !!!!!

GameSpazzProductions (1 month ago)there was probably a recycle sign
somewhere in the zoo.

toaking54 (1 month ago) insane

Shadow247night (1 month ago) That's just messed up!

emokekz890emokekz (2 months ago) leave him be, he's trying to eat for
crying out loud.
gtardude1 (2 months ago)i meen a straght face my dad mesed me up

gtardude1 (2 months ago) whats funny is he eats it with a strait

Ardefoc (2 months ago) Mmm Nutrients

emmanuelrio911 (2 months ago) what an idiot... yuck i lost my
appetite

Tyguy161 (2 months ago) *pukes*... man hes really mackin' down

triplepoopsmith (2 months ago) this is gross but hilarius

hagertyh (2 months ago) That zoo must not give them enough to eat :
( LOL

watermelonhorsey123 (2 months ago) this made my mouth have herpies :
&

khanhq (2 months ago)1 gorilla

1 zoo  kinda like 2 girls 1 cup lol

spmommy4 (2 months ago) Rofl

fuzzwarmy (2 months ago) This gorilla is not crazy. Gorillas get
their vitamin B12 and other important nutrients from insects and their
own feces. Zookeepers rarely if ever feed insects to captive gorillas,
so captive gorillas are forced to rely solely on their feces for B12.

soccrplyr10 (2 months ago) the cameraguy said ratemypoo

nrobnas43 (2 months ago) the gorilla says, " This tastes like shit".

cutehannahful (2 months ago) OMG!!!!! I Think i'm gonna throw up!!!

gerrardjake (2 months ago) damn hes downing that like a champ

Sm00thCriminaal (2 months ago) @gerrardjake it must of thought it
seen a peanut

TheIrinucka (2 months ago) i feel sick :-&

MRDOGSWIPE (2 months ago) Oh My Goodness...idk what to say...

MrEmejias (2 months ago) the gorilla is looking at everybody like
"haven't you ever eaten poo?".

Joshuaguss (2 months ago) LOL 0:10 That Gorilla is wondering why a-lot
of people keep watching him eat. 0:40 Look at him, everytime he take a
bite, he looks and see people staring and laughing at him.

1:09 So I guess he said "I'm gonna finish my food when everybody
leave."
Zebbe190 (2 months ago) the gorilla is looking at them like:
-Can you do that, phff!
:)

SillyGoober23 (2 months ago) apes do sometimes do that...there is
usually undigested nuts, fruit, or vegetables that they can
smell...or the Zoo keepers aren't feeding them :-)

DrToonhattan (2 months ago) Haha, that guy at 1:03 looked like he was
going to be sick.
I don't blame him.

But isn't the whole point of poo being really smelly so that animals
don't eat it?
Or maybe it just had a cold.

RaiMX (2 months ago)He is just saying: Look at my poor life - I'm
eating my own shit!

Mas18J (3 months ago) Ieeelllhhh Hij eet gewoon zn eigen poep op!
Haha

HugeChunkySkidmark (3 months ago) I like the part where the monkey
eats the shit

themelanator1 (3 months ago) thats fucking funny when he eats shit

amelie1416 (3 months ago)at least they won't have to clean up his
poop

cryptex220 (3 months ago) wtf?

INTHETREE71 (3 months ago) naasty....

way worse than my neighbors dog Kimmy.... she ate her poo too.....
The thing is is that they crave vitamins so an alternative would be
fesies, also known as shit ! HAHA But this was funny!

unstopable410 (3 months ago) you are one sick and gay nasty mother
fucker

ZzXDGXzZ (3 months ago) lol!! thatd be funny toofbar

welubsoursheet (3 months ago) YUMMY!!!! He makes me so wet. What team
does he play for?

truckdog19508 (3 months ago) thats a gorilla genious, not a baboon,
ya fucken uber tard

MarioLuigification (3 months ago) O.O DX

3rdDragunov (3 months ago) What a stupid fucking animal, that's
fecies, dumb fucking retarded baboon. Some one throw him some patatos
to eat at least?

CazAttack57 (3 months ago) lol yummy

3ej6 (3 months ago) hes just playing mind games

youdead179 (3 months ago) MMM CHOCALATE MUFFINS!!!!!!

HomicideTroop901 (3 months ago)dude

smallin45 (3 months ago) OMG~!

mtgPirate (3 months ago) He must be REALLY hungry..

toofbar3 (3 months ago) 2Gorillas1cup?

FROZENUSER (3 months ago)who doesn't likes to eat poo?

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shirey812 (4 months ago) hey, less work for the employees, lol

yomomma41 (4 months ago)hey he's thinking GREEN alright! lmao
RECYCLE!!!
lol
CanadiaNecro1 (4 months ago) They do it in the wild too.

CaveatCartoonShows (4 months ago) :O THAT'S NASTY...welp, this proves
that we're defendantly related to apes!!

CaveatCartoonShows (4 months ago) CRAP! SPELLED DEFIANTLY WRONG...

CaveatCartoonShows (4 months ago) wait...that's not how you spell it
either...

BrittanyBrittanyable (4 months ago) LMFAO! *spits* That was sooooo
gross but halarious. Them damn zoo owners need to feed him!

treasuredroperX (3 months ago) He has leaves to eat...

NoMercyForTheWeak001 (4 months ago) ooh dude! my eyes!

dittocopys (4 months ago) you are not alone 0_0

TappaJ123 (4 months ago) wow!!!!!

sChOoLmIsSeR (4 months ago)He must of enjoyed that..

karts565 (4 months ago) söö sitta

MrMickeyd1112 (4 months ago) pause at 0:10 Something funny
bitches?!?!?!

greendaylover4 (4 months ago)ha ha yeah lol good one

taeyatalkalot (4 months ago) It was gross buy so funny lol

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BLACKOUT319 (4 months ago) Marked as spam i almost threw up

starlinayei (4 months ago)2GIRL1CUP HELPER

gayskunk (4 months ago)its accully normal for some animals to do
this, rabbits do it to regain certain nutriants, much like a cow
vomits in its own mouth and chews on it, its just instinct

snewso (4 months ago) musta been hungry

AznLiishii123 (4 months ago)that was very disturbing to see, yet i
cant stop watching it!

darthkevster (4 months ago) yum yum lmao

TFloydProductions (4 months ago) taste even better the second time!!!
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sergen121 (4 months ago) feel sorry for his wife

crotchfungus (5 months ago) Well they are vegetarian, so I guess its
okay

Mars5890 (5 months ago) lol

YtothemuddafukinT (5 months ago) Man, you'd think they'd give the man
who just won a Nobel Peace Prize better chow than that!

woozie442 (5 months ago) It's dinner time at the white house!

aodessey (4 months ago) you're fucking sick

halfahuman (5 months ago) 1:09 D=

12kirkhinrich12 (5 months ago) That's recycling!

annhelen88 (5 months ago) haha, kuleste mest demonstrative monkey
hoho :)

DeiFanGirl94 (5 months ago) damn, he's so pervert!!
...
xD
Kacicka999 (5 months ago) Damn ...

XDiScONeCtX (5 months ago) Yummy.

cheemoguy (5 months ago) barf!!!

OffTheDeepEnd101 (5 months ago) nastiehh

bindass99945 (5 months ago) this bez of fucking zoo peoples, not
giving proper
food to wild animals :( i feel really pity for that gorrillaaaaaaa

Jarrith4291 (5 months ago) I really think the incessant giggling of
the camera man intensifies the effect...

EvilToiletTaco (5 months ago) RECYCLE

jeffreyhrz (5 months ago)why does it smell like shyt everytime i see
this video?
GlitzAndGlamour1 (5 months ago) i think i died a little on the inside.

5superbreasons (5 months ago) yum

cfhscheer (5 months ago) o_0

aznrichgirl (5 months ago)awhhh): i bet thts jus a super bad zoo who
doesnt feed the animals T_T

xHahaElly (5 months ago) Maybe he was hungry ):

XxGameadickxX (5 months ago) talk about potty mouth

savanah37615 (6 months ago) ewewewewewewewewHAHA

trxrida10 (6 months ago) LOL SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

druha10304 (6 months ago)drafted number 6 by the new york knicks.

x001m69 (5 months ago) NO, I think this ape looke like a New England
Patriot

duerdum9 (6 months ago) haha cool gorilla!

TheBrawlMaster (6 months ago) 1 gorilla 1 cup

crazystarwarsguy1006 (6 months ago) humans: holy shit its eatin its
own poop!!!!

gorilla: yum takes like apples I WANT MORE

peter12331 (5 months ago) HAHAHAHAH

buckatunnaboy (6 months ago) Man, that's some good sh*t!!! LOL!

emochild987 (6 months ago) lol black ppl.....

xxHATESxTHExWORLDxx (6 months ago)LMFAO

Moving4Motion (6 months ago) He just wants a hot meal :D

THEANIMEPERV (6 months ago) i remember when my dog use to do that
LMAO. XD.
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gross
blueears1 (6 months ago) Good examle of recycling we all shud recycle
our poo.

Fredwiener (6 months ago) Recycle fail

xerke (6 months ago)wow how sad how far he needs to go to get
attention

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gta4ratman (6 months ago) Marked as spam HEY!

dont knock it till you try it

welshwarrior123 (6 months ago) Marked as spam bet his breath smells
like shit

tree003a (6 months ago) now all that gorilla has to do is burp in
your face!

luncheon198 (7 months ago) NOMNOMNOMNOM

greenket (7 months ago) this is some original 2girls 1cup

SeAz00n (7 months ago) Gorilla and poo! :D

xTSxPUNISHER (7 months ago) mmmmmm taste haha

bleachjunkie (7 months ago) My dog does that... O.o

crazyds123456789 (7 months ago) Must tought it was a banana or he
must be reallly really hungry
and omg he likes it O-o

daniellos333 (7 months ago) why didnt u name the title "insane gorilla
eating its own shit"

SketchyFingers12 (7 months ago) i wonder how it tastes...

raniman999 (7 months ago) OMG NASTY!

theforrestwhaley (7 months ago) i saw a gorilla eat his own puke at
the bronx zoo

CherylVooren (7 months ago) this is Artis @ holland =]

thinkinrich (7 months ago) DONT WASTE IT U MOTHERFUCKER

BaileytheHedgehog112 (7 months ago) what a crazy fucking bastard!!
they say monkeys are smarter than us??

JoshDaGoodfella (7 months ago) Gross, and they say monkeys are smarter
than us?!!
But then again, I suppose some Youtubers do eat their own poop, I'm
looking at you trolls!

Pufflestudio09 (7 months ago) Crazy Gorilla: THIS IS MY POOP I MUST
EAT!
People: I don't wanna eat it anyways nasty ass.

Crazy Gorilla: Well you can't have any, I LOVE POOP!

StyrbjornStarke (7 months ago) thats one hungry nigga!

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ccsecond (7 months ago) Marked as spam Nom nom nom

skateshiz1 (7 months ago) haha :)

KievThug24 (7 months ago) oh shit..that is totally crazy!!!!

36jemm (7 months ago) 1 gorilla 1 hand 0_o

Metalsonic136 (8 months ago)Dont Watch If Your Eating Cheese

whiplash1one (8 months ago) imagine if u had to kis him after that

Martoh1 (8 months ago) Mmmmm, tasty

crazyds123456789 (8 months ago) i remember seeing a rino eating its
own crap

GlitzAndGlamour1 (8 months ago)I only watched 10 seconds and i was
gagging the hole way through.

headmanboy30000 (8 months ago) you are what you eat

LinksLightArrows (8 months ago) people think we evolved from these
dumb animals...

DetroitRick1 (8 months ago) This gorilla is the shit.

bakerman93 (8 months ago) no wonder why the others call him shit
face

VisionDivine (8 months ago) S0_0

universalmind3000 (8 months ago) O_o

bigdsears (8 months ago) Today I ate my own poop in front of the
human's. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since
it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
made condescending comments about what a 'funny gorilla' I am.
Bastards.
Zadaxes (8 months ago) wtf

illybang (8 months ago) Eating feces occurs in the wild and often
occurs at a more frequent rate in zoos. Ingestion of feces is thought
to have nutritive value. For example, ingested feces may help in the
utilization of B vitamins that are manufactured in the lower gut.
Beneficial bacteria that aid digestion are also replenished.

Videogamefan1992 (8 months ago) I bet the gorilla had great breath
after that.

funspot101 (8 months ago) what do we say when the smoke alarm goes
off and mom's cooking?

" Dinner's Ready! "

k00lGuy (8 months ago) ugh! gross... zookeeper aint feeding these
goriilas or something.  They end up eating their own shit.

Billster05 (8 months ago) the zookeepers must be feeding them
something otherwise they would have no shit

gabeo8 (8 months ago) People:Lmfoa HAHAHHAHA BlaaarghRawr
Gorilla:I can chew on poo and not be embarassed by it *omnomnomnom*

ShitOnAPlatter (8 months ago) Check Out The Blonde @ 1:02 I Wouldn't
Mind Eating Her Poo !

eckels3000 (8 months ago) HAHA LMFAO!!!!!

backpacc (8 months ago) O_O

BmWbEaSt11 (8 months ago) i like to eat my own poop...especially
diarrhea...i like the runny feeling in my mouth

mummomies45 (8 months ago) lol if gorilla would throw the zookeeper
in face with that
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xBLaKHearTx (9 months ago) omgomgomg!
*vomits*
LoL!

CowsAndCrows (9 months ago) zookeeper wont clean my cage.. so ill do
it myself

Mbsaysfasho (9 months ago) haha thats a good one

FFatboy911 (9 months ago) WELLLL...i guess if your hungry and you
just laid out last nights supper..you might as well eat it O.O

fuckblackmetal (9 months ago) orrible...

dmaninfan (9 months ago)That gorilla is gangster...

Mark01656 (9 months ago) i bet he wishes he hasd some hot sauce or
some mouth wash for later lol

haloveiwer (9 months ago)what do you want im just eating my poo i
thought you humans do that too?

sololamer (9 months ago) WHy do they pick the stupidest gorillas to
put in the zoo.

Piccolo49 (9 months ago) POO POO

thinkinrich (9 months ago) he needs some tortilla

eresputo (9 months ago) need some you mama!

thinkinrich (9 months ago)your mama eats every day

tonnysaidno (9 months ago) I ate pancakes in the morning and get
constipate. My goodmother gave me exlax and I push, and push, and
push, and shat 1 pancake and a half. I guess the other 5 and a half
were absobed by my body.

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babycatmilker (9 months ago) oh man im getting hungry watching this

BeltaiTheImp (9 months ago) if i were the gorilla id ask for apple
sauce

pinoyrawr (10 months ago) nasty

houtman45 (10 months ago) its nutrious lol

AgentCROCODILE (10 months ago) OMGWTFBBQ Sauce anyone?

PurpleStorm8 (10 months ago) Lol, the guy at 1:05 was about to spew.

eleszar1 (10 months ago) OKEY so NOW I GO TO BED BEFORE I SLEEP I EAT
POO ! YUUUMI

specialtaskforceswat (10 months ago) I already eat my poo with
ketchup and somtimes bbq sauce for a treat

yourneverknowblah (9 months ago) lol

taste4love (10 months ago) DEAMIT, so thats why they are so strong
and muscled, im gonna start making that sheet at home... i poo, and
then i will eat my poo with ketcchup...and after 2 weeks, my muscles
will get stronger

BFMVpwnage5168 (10 months ago) that's what i call EXTREME RECYCLING

iiBubblez (10 months ago) That's so mean...

lahijadelchale (11 months ago) Next video......2 GORILLAS 1 CUP!!!!!

demilavatojr9 (11 months ago) NOT POO I WAS THERE IT WAS HIS FOOD

HaloMania2k (10 months ago) me to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

videolover61 (11 months ago) Dont try that kids...it will screw up
your breath!!! lol
sierraonezero (11 months ago)Love the finger lickin' action around
0:50, that's some gooooood stuff!

GeorgeA2k8 (11 months ago)Another gorilla and a cup and we might just
have a video...

chubster0101 (11 months ago) Two Gorillas One cup there is another
way a man in a gorilla suit

Meixafuhellzman2 (11 months ago) HAHAAHAHAAHA!

ducksmasher09 (11 months ago) 1:10 LMFAO!!!

succexy11 (11 months ago)Oh, my god! Are they not feeding the
gorilla? Or do they do that in the wild, too?

BeatboxKingS (10 months ago) Because they eat plants and small bugs.

All their poop is safe to eat i guess because its not so potent by
greasy foods ect.
kanonekraftschuss (10 months ago) No, it is pudding, not poo.

BeatboxKingS (10 months ago) I dont know if your being sarcastic
But thats not pudding
lol

monkeys,Gorillaz, primeapes are known to eat their own poo
They dont know the difference between a high balanced diet
to an all you can eat shit buffet
XD

Joshuaguss (11 months ago) That Gorilla walked away 1:09, because he's
just like human beans, he don't like people staring at him eating. He
will finish his dinner when those people leave.

wogboyz109 (11 months ago) ooooooooooo man i feel sick

TaylorVSMike (11 months ago) i did want attention so he ate his own
poop and after he probably went to the back to throw up

Himalicious (11 months ago) it wants attention.. it got
attention! :D

Vhakkox (11 months ago) This is some funny shit.

GIUSSEPPE1987 (11 months ago) save the chimps and gorillas save the
chimps

GoodSmellingStink (11 months ago) Gorillas get more and more like
humans everyday. They even recycle their trash.

Southparkisdshit (11 months ago) thats just grose!

cammycool3 (11 months ago) I think he thinks ''Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm''

DarkShadowRage2 (11 months ago) 1 Gorilla1 cup?

nukynk (11 months ago) 1 gorilla, NO cup

yuurepoer (11 months ago) Dude !

kit99999999 (11 months ago) Lol hes tryin to lose weight

kit99999999 (11 months ago)this stupid ass monkey eatin his ugly ass
shit ohhh shit his daily dessert

VioletBoyTV (1 year ago)I think im gonna puke

ProjectRedfoot (1 year ago) he looks pissed about eating it too!
lawlawl.
"im eating poo god damnit..."

BerserkGorilla5 (11 months ago) Gorillas always look angry. XD

jyoeun86 (1 year ago) his breathe smells like SHIT!

Cathrynlee (1 year ago) Fat bastard

theturdbucket1 (1 year ago) whats so wierd i do that all the time

BitchyPagentQueen (1 year ago) How disgusting, I am appalled!

Could he not have used some matters and a knife and fork?
:D

999roby (1 year ago) its ugly.....you must take a fork and a knife

JohnsLazy (1 year ago)do they not feed him enough of what he likes?

iLuKaS2oo9Baby (1 year ago) He relly is crazy

chevytruck123 (1 year ago) Thats sick!

mama2815 (1 year ago)does that mean the zoo is not feeding its animals
enough that this fella had to eat his own excrement?

keribery1235 (1 year ago)maybe its that or that he just expirementing
(i cant spell that right)

pydec3ption (1 year ago) That would be funny if he threw it at the
window

boribori90 (1 year ago) that's just....not even necessary.

JWcolour (1 year ago) Don't knock it til ya try it.

Vhakkox (1 year ago) 1Chimp1Poop.

mbudd121 (1 year ago) 1 gorilla  no cup

cynikal12345 (1 year ago) hahhhahahah

scargill8 (1 year ago) HAHAHA I was there when this happened I think

VEGAN0011 (1 year ago)mmm gorilla say better than a mcdonalds

KataarSolo (1 year ago) if the only things you ate were oranges and
bananas, your poo would still have nutrients in it too, but humans
consume afr too many chemicals, and processed foods which are high in
salt and fat, or high level bacterial produce, which means our poo is
toxic
you could actually eat some gorilla poo in a survival situation and it
would keep you going....
or would it?
you decide

myoppositelife (1 year ago) i thought they were suppose to be smart
or somthing
coney10000 (1 year ago) all thaat is goning to happen is that it will
come back out...

endnami (1 year ago) is that normal behavior?

Stifaan (1 year ago) love the laugh

moonguy16 (1 year ago) Holy Crap

Retardidape (1 year ago) Well...his whole face probably smells of
shit XD

klobyshuffle (1 year ago) His breath smells like shit!!!! lol

HackToob (1 year ago) 2 gorillas 1 cup

niddster77 (1 year ago) its funny how the filmer is just laughing his
ass off
SilverAsakura (1 year ago)cut the crap.

lottore (1 year ago) thats horrid even 4 a gorilla

Brizco888 (1 year ago) that is soo gross!

RockOutGurl167 (1 year ago)this is halrious but gross at the same
time haha

rikiboum (1 year ago) Anarchist monkey !

vergil43 (1 year ago)NATHAN!

quoththeraven929 (1 year ago) why?

porscheflat (1 year ago) To him...it's finger-lickin' good...

negrote4 (1 year ago) whats more delicious than your own dump?

Inikalord (1 year ago) YUCK!!!

narutoop1 (1 year ago) siiiiiiiiiiiiccccck

emilio911911 (1 year ago) dude!!!!thats just nasty!!!!

janderson2000 (1 year ago) I wonder if he craps out bananas after
eating the poop

loundon2 (1 year ago) i wanna eat his poo and then fuck it and make
babies 100x with it so my dick is covered in poo
then i suck my own dick cuz its cool like that

EmptyNutShells (1 year ago) that is literally the sickest thing i've
heard my whole day o_O

for that, you should feel proud :D

teeku666 (1 year ago)lol 2 gorillas 1 cup
XD

spnky92 (1 year ago) hey i saw some thing like this on a porn website
with asians...oh...yea haha

TenTen902 (1 year ago) Reply 2 girls 1 cup rrreeemmmiiixx LMFAOO!

techmasterflash (1 year ago) Olivia says that's some good cucka mun!

MiniMi3z (1 year ago) OMFG! how can he be so fucking stupid!

wearejusthumanbeing (1 year ago) in nature they can eat whenever they
want, maybe he was too hungry

beebabe411 (1 year ago) shame they have no food :''(

littleFlecker4 (1 year ago) mmmmmm gooddd seconds and thirds yum

Gtrplyr1 (1 year ago) 2 girls 1 cup google it..

ifyoureadthisyousuck (1 year ago) itd be good if he chucked it up over
the enclosure haha "hits people"

hiddeninja (1 year ago) omg so disgusting...ew but nice vid

OmgPanda1 (1 year ago) at 18 sec he stops chewing he probably
like,"Wtf are you guys laughing at?!"

mrtallhall (1 year ago) its kimbo!

sleepypoodle (1 year ago) So that's what George Bush does in his
spare time.

ajrunke (1 year ago) wow get over it...you lost in 00 and 04

sleepypoodle (1 year ago) I think it is quite clear who LOST judging
by your
economy and employment figures, hopefully the majority of Americans
have learned from this fiasco.

Evilman661 (1 year ago) yum lol

bleachandnarutoareth (1 year ago) People shouldn't bang on the poor
ape's cage. That is cruel. As if he wasn't having a bad enough time
already.

gnamp (1 year ago) bad time?- he's got a shit-eating grin

FluffiFish (1 year ago) I guess but he didn't seem very annoyed.

kokoykiko (1 year ago) masarap na tae yan

SoCalstylez858 (1 year ago) lol

jiya560 (1 year ago) shit kkakakakaknaiainaniniainaniiii iii mukang
tae

shanchilly (1 year ago) yuck

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promethiusboy (1 year ago) its all about recycling baby

SoCalstylez858 (1 year ago) hahaha ! oh shit im laughing my ass off
right now at that comment1

ajauregui67 (1 year ago) mmmm that looks good

Bigmike3122 (1 year ago) i guess they dont feed them enough

orinkly (1 year ago) Don't do this at home

mjfangirl123 (1 year ago) eww discustint but funny! im watching it
again

disciple111 (1 year ago) that gorrila is gettin SHIT faced

what1ever2guy3 (1 year ago) lol

TheSnake1588 (1 year ago) I actually saw a Baboon carrying some poo in
it's mouth like a dog carrying a tennis ball on the same day of the
posting of this comment. (I was at the zoo)

videomana123 (1 year ago) HAHAH THIS IS FUNNY

WizKidProductions (1 year ago) we evolved from that? COOOL!

ScopedOut7 (1 year ago) lmao

rainbowkittyy (1 year ago) omg i threw up in my mouth a little

iluvgtasan (1 year ago) That is the most discusting thing i have ever
seen!

leafzzzzzzz (1 year ago)2 GIrls 1 CUP OMFGGGGg

porscheflat (1 year ago) I would've said umm..chocolate...but that
shyt didn't have the correct color to even look like chocolate.
That's straight POOO from the ground up!! ;-( and he didn't even FLUSH
it down with water.

PatriciaXavier1991 (1 year ago)Menhame :)

ukbnpok (1 year ago)benz tucks into some wedding cake made by
apesworth

JoeJonasLover989 (1 year ago) like ooooooooo wtf is this maybe it
tastes like choclate

kits18 (1 year ago) looks delicious!! :D

TatakCrazy (1 year ago) WTF!!!Rofl

opennskyy (1 year ago) Oh, please. Some animals, such as Nonhuman
Apes, eat their feces to get more nutrients. They just give food a
"second go" thru their digestive systems to try and obtain every
vitamin/nutrient they can out of it.

najib351 (1 year ago) looks like the zoo ran outta bannanas so he had
to make his own

XxGiveMeMalicexX (1 year ago) I'm dying of laughter at what
poopalina821 said to poopbams2
rofl.

ThyRampage (1 year ago)Can I have the leftovers?

MALAKAS0 (1 year ago) LoooooooL

alxuan (1 year ago) 1 gorilla 1 cup lol

fullthrotle2007 (1 year ago) lmao rofl, thats some good SHIT

jwuonog (1 year ago)Okay, there are a lot of videos of the gorillas
eating poop. Why do they do this?

vegeto245 (1 year ago)thats finger licking good

Roofusx (1 year ago) i just threw up

chickenflavoredbutt (1 year ago) hahahahahahahahahahahahah

vegeto245 (1 year ago)u left sum

tigereye247 (1 year ago) poobams2 you are some gross dropping freak

99mik123 (1 year ago) that monkey is giving me ideaes

tjlawson20 (1 year ago) disgusting vile creature

dooby99 (1 year ago) this monkey is my idol

IronChariots (1 year ago)That's not his poo, it's mine.

1takeachance1 (1 year ago) :o I thought it tasted a little wierd XD

PooBams1 (1 year ago) wow thats really fasinating. You guys know it
does not taste all that bad. I mean if you are in the mood for it it
actually goes quit well with pee. I mean ya, you guys should try it.

PooBams2 (1 year ago) u fjucking retrad! thats gotta be bed fo yo heff
system yall be'z knowin!

poopalina821 (1 year ago) what the HELL did you just say?????

runescapesex (1 year ago) gadverdamme mischien ruikt hem stront nog
naar banaan die dat heeft gegete

hunycupz7608 (1 year ago) he must be sick or sumthin

paramountpics101 (1 year ago) oh.. shit

masterjason21 (1 year ago) Dutch man :P haha
welke dierentuin was het?

where is that zoo?

babbocke (1 year ago) there so stupid why all scientis sa a our
antsesters where from moneky

k9saurus (1 year ago)not all gorillas do this... and they are people
who do it too
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andyswVids (1 year ago) They just assume that we came from apes and
that we share 95% of dna as they do. This isn't true, in fact, only 1%
of our "protein" dna matches to monkeys. 95% of the 1% matches.
Couldn't you believe that people thought that they came from monkeys?
haha.

bleachandnarutoareth (3 months ago)what are you two? where the fuck
did you learn to spell

babbocke (3 months ago) wth did u find my comment i watched this shit
mabe 1 year ago

InvincibleGamer1 (1 year ago) hahaha!!! Poor gorilla!!!

Alidore4 (1 year ago) this makes me wana go 2 the zoo

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like "Fine you people whant a fucken show here ya go A' holes!"

Dagulag (1 year ago) bah i hope the glass breaks and they gorilla
gives the children a big bad punch to their ugly heads

Dagulag (1 year ago) that monkey aint crazy think bout how youd feel
when youd have to eat your own shit because youd die otherwise... not
funny and that retarded children punch at the glass till the monkey
gets crazy ... stupid assholes
emac085 (1 year ago) you dunbshit. u act like if they dont feed him at
the zoo.

xemxjayx (1 year ago) shows how much they feed them in zoos.

witchking3434 (1 year ago)rofl root of all evil!
p.s. thats still gross

witchking3434 (1 year ago) rofl root of all evil!
p.s. thats still gross

saborguerito (1 year ago)LOL he's like. FINE bitches. you want to see
a show! HERE YOU GOOOOO!!!! LOL

grazatt (1 year ago) Maybe it was just some chocolate some one threw
to him?
yalcinkaya123 (1 year ago) oh my god......

what shall i say about that...?

jakewr1996 (1 year ago) why does this come up on related videos of me
singing?
tastybitepizza (1 year ago) You are setting yourself up for: "Boy
singing songs from Rent & the American national anthem = a gorrilla
eating feces."

tastybitepizza (1 year ago)You are setting yourself up for: "Boy
singing songs from Rent & the American national anthem = a gorrilla
eating feces."
MATSAROK (1 year ago) hahahahahahahahahahahah

upperBeastsider (2 years ago)CRAZY gorilla.

Typhvs666 (2 years ago) HAHA

eckels3000 (2 years ago)Lol! I watch this every day!

raymundciesielski (2 years ago) I do this all the time! :D

theguywhodoesnothing (2 years ago) that is what me and family does
ever night. On Friday night my sis eats her dieareah naked.

luffyguy (2 years ago)my fish eat their own poo

luffyguy (2 years ago) my fish eat their own poo

ToffeeChips19 (2 years ago) This is normal. They do this in the wild.
They eat there poo to get more vitamins and minerals.

sidderzmx (2 years ago) is that my mom?!?!?

dackjaniels555 (2 years ago) yeah.. didn't you know your mom is very
famous in the world of scat!

tubeyouguy161406 (2 years ago) you are what you eat, you SHITBAGS!

englandrob94 (2 years ago) lmao, its probably gone mad after being
trapped in that small enclusre for so long

heyjeySigma (2 years ago) at 17 secs he stops munching. He must be
thinking "wtf are laughing at u fuckers?"

lol that's what happens when u dont feed the pets.

fiddop (2 years ago) thats harsh ...see what happends to animals when
stuck in a cage?..was in a zoo in india ..and believe me that was
nothing but depressing , monkeys stuck alone walking the exact same
steps all day =/

1sandstar1 (2 years ago) Ya gotta eat what you can to survive in the
zoo.

mortal886 (2 years ago) hes eating his own poo because they probably
didnt feed him for a long time....they don't even care about the
gorrila , hes probably hungry man!

greenash20 (2 years ago) tat is nasty

cuteblueyedblonde (2 years ago) ok you do realise that hes doing that
because he is stuck in a cage and is bored and has probly gone crazy
so has nowt better to do. thats what human beings have reduced this
creature to. oh yea its sooooooooo funny NOT!

TheTeddybjorn (2 years ago)that is not true. a lot of animals
(including the mountain-gorilla) eats their own poo. since it's
apperently very nourishing.

cuteblueyedblonde (2 years ago)how do u know that its good to eat
crap? and i have read enough and seen enough to realise they dont do
it willy nilly. there is no nourishment in poo, it is a waste product.

TheTeddybjorn (2 years ago) I'm not saying that it's good to eat it..
at least not for humans. but for some reasons gorillas tend to eat
their own poo. I'm no expert on gorilla poo but apparently when they
eat they only get a small part of the energy they need from their
food, the rest is left in their poo. at least I think so. but anyway,
they DO eat their own poo

daganboy (2 years ago) yay!

fattoldpig (2 years ago) monkey see monkey do

linutas (2 years ago) fuuuuu

austin23cook (2 years ago) ALSO ANOTHER THING.... WERE ONLY 12% of dna
away from that 0.o soz bout the caps

austin23cook (2 years ago) ok i got 2 things to say to this

1) its 96% the daily value of YUMMEH

2) I LOVE THE SPECES WHO EAT THEIR OWN FECES !!

TUROKS (2 years ago) Gay

ryann23naks (2 years ago) what kind of gorilla is that?!! his already
crazy..
vietaznboy123 (2 years ago)peanit butter o.o

111oir111 (2 years ago)whats a fucking aboriginal!

miranduhh112 (2 years ago) now that is just plain disgusting!

jugg300 (2 years ago)funny i seen a hamster eat dog terds for
dinner....it weird!!! nice tho lol

redscarf (2 years ago) I wanna french that gorilla

Deathzilla7 (2 years ago) y the fuck do animals eat shit...?

NemesisX24 (2 years ago) animals eat their feces because their
digestive systems do not get all of the potential vitamins and
minerals from the food the first time around. They re-eat it so they
can get the rest of the nutrition from the food. Thanks :]

irondroid (2 years ago)armf yum yum pooya!

startrigg (2 years ago)They called him Alex After the manager of man
utd. he's also full of shite!

mypantsaremario (2 years ago) Dont film your mum thats mean

ateo75 (2 years ago) Does anybody know why gorillas behave like
that ?
Send me a message, please.
by Antonio

JASONWCACURA (2 years ago) It's either that or finger your mother.
They tend to prefer poo.

lazarus280 (2 years ago)why are you guys saying eww? i eat mine all
the time but first i put mine in the oven for few minuets then let it
cool down then add little bit of salt and pepper. and a glass of milk.

Belive me... You'l wanna try it.

thedeadtruth (2 years ago) you know you arent funny?

WhiteLionness (2 years ago) lol i find it kinda funny..

shawn9911 (2 years ago) ur botfucking funny. your just a 54 year old
virgin living in your moms basement

thedeadtruth (2 years ago) oh of coarse im not talking about the
video it was lazarus's response that isnt funny and if im 54 what are
you? 89?

im 14 go kill urself and make the world a little better

kanney91 (2 years ago) xD thats all xD

shawn9911 (2 years ago) really sick but sad. thats what happens when
u put animals in captivity

weissry1 (2 years ago) This is not dependent on captivity. Animals in
the wild do this as well based on their diets.

Psycrologist (2 years ago) Was that 50Cent ? I couldn't see his theeth
with all that shit on them

Gansutitron (2 years ago)se ve que con el I.P.C por las nubes ya no
tienen ni para pienso animal... así vamos acabar cualquier día!!!

davidburman (2 years ago) dude ive seen al ur comments speek some god
damn english

mrjon75 (2 years ago) i gagging! give that thing a banana!

hotsauce2147 (2 years ago) dude..

ohayousun (2 years ago)erm, never waste anything you can eat, XD

earthwormjim88 (2 years ago) i eat poo its nice

vamppyra333 (2 years ago) Es que cetais en France ca?

dmsanct (2 years ago) 1 gorilla 1 poo xD

al27balas (2 years ago) Pobre animal, privado de libertad y reducido a
ser un espectáculo para turistas. No debe tener muchas cosas que hacer
y por eso se come su propia mierda, no creo que sea un comportamiento
natural en su especie.

surfingmushroom (2 years ago) it must have been the best thing he ate
and he just had to have some more!! lol

zoltan65 (2 years ago) en ese zoo no les deven dar de comer jajajaja

kanfor (2 years ago) ¿qué hace aquí Otegui?

nueve26k (2 years ago) HAHAHAH! This is the best gorilla eating poo
video in the world. Look how serious his face is.

Maivkab (2 years ago) Hhahaha.. Looks like the guy who recorded this
was really have a laugh!!! This is some funny as shiet!!!

k1ll3r5c07736 (2 years ago) nothin wrong with tht. i do it all the
time.

HeartlessPeople (2 years ago)aawh gatverdamme :P
eigen poep eten XD

SRB2Pheonix (2 years ago)
hey, at least theyre reduce reuse and recycle... their crap... T-T

DaKoonNco (2 years ago) the gorilla probubly went fucking insane in
that zoo.

Astralnaut (2 years ago) Gorillas in the wild eat their feces as
well.

Jetli390 (2 years ago) *shit*

Guest3791140 (2 years ago) EEEEWW!!!my god!my god!!i think im gonna
puke???! omg!!don't the fucking ppl in the zoo feed them!!???fuck
man!!

Fransouah (2 years ago)Dogs do that too.
Is that a visitor banging on the window at the end?! What a moron..

dragonkinga (2 years ago) god thats disgusting

x0roy0x (2 years ago) omfg man!!!!!

XD..lol

mrtazr (2 years ago) that gorrila has been in there to long thats wy
hes doin that
TheMan4462 (2 years ago) WTF?!?!?!?

CrabKing88 (2 years ago) what the hell? man, hes got nothing better
to eat,
damn it.

adambombiswaycool (2 years ago) *barf*

starum7845 (2 years ago)is this in taronga zoo i saw a monkey eating
its poo

chewie133 (2 years ago) toronga zoo that place rings a bell( were is
it)

**metallica**

iSHYTmyPANTS (2 years ago) that sick bastard

frankzito1 (2 years ago) He doesn't even cringe

hellogoodbyetoyounow jeez need more zookeepers huh?

teamixr (2 years ago) that is so buuhahlaauhaa cough....that was funny
bllaahhhh....!

Gimilli (2 years ago) great thing to teach the kids at the window
HAHAHA

christian1122 (2 years ago)i bet the zookeepers dont feed him

vers0014 (2 years ago) Whats so weird about that?

godrocks112 (2 years ago)i eat that, it's better than pizza

i0like0french0fries (2 years ago) its better then sum1 elses init
haha

lebanon4evur22 (2 years ago) eeeww.. i almost threw up X-P

cashdude84 (2 years ago) Reply mmmmmmmmmmhhhh i ned sum of watever he
is on
n im not talknig bout poop lol jk

cashdude84 (2 years ago) mmmmmmmmm he must b full of shit

XTHHaseo (2 years ago) LOL LOL LOL LOL

nilos77 (2 years ago) he is sick from all those people over there
watching him is sad

MaximusDread (2 years ago) Yea, I always thought it was kinda sick how
zoos keep animals locked up in confined areas just for our amusement.
It's almost as sick as the fashion industry that slauter wildlife for
their fur.

Loopyjoe19 (2 years ago) Why do they not shave thefur off?

MaximusDread (2 years ago) Good point. I guess a tranquilizer gun
would do the job. But what would you do after you shaved an animal's
fur? would you send them back into the wild stripped of their fur
completely naked, or would you keep the animal sedated in a holding
cell until his fur grows back? Either way it's still bad news for the
bears. (terrible movie-reference LOL).

Loopyjoe19 (2 years ago)they could put them back in the wild...

wonder what they would look like - probably weird - anyway they could
keep them under watch and find alot the when it grows back.
not sure how they could do it with elephants and their tusks though.

alien6crowe (2 years ago) yes .. youshoudl also stop driving yoru
car.. IT IS POLLUTING TEH EARTH YOU CRAZY CUNT> and PLEASE stop using
electricity... save it.. switch to candles and STOP USING
ELECTRICITY>>

787310 (2 years ago) WHOA,WHOA,WHOA!NO NEED TO GET CRAZY! I mean
global warming and all that 5H17 is bad, BUT YOU ARE CRAZY ALIEN! NO
CARZ?NO ELECTRICITY?
whosyourdada (2 years ago) yes.

Assiman (2 years ago) is that really so funny?

pkyoubad (2 years ago) tasey i would eat my own poo if it tasted like
candy

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=oh0OGko3TjA&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3Doh0OGko3TjA%26feature%3Drelated

...and I am Sid Harth

[Me, ...again!]

Post by and/or www.mantra.com/jai (Dr. Jai Maharaj)

Post by and/or www.mantra.com/jai (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
Since newsgroup posts are being removed
by forgery by one or more net terrorists,
this post may be reposted several times.

Jai Maharaj
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jai Maharaj IS undisputedly the biggest troll/trollspammer in the
He has atleast 100,000 posts on Usenet
He just won't die
He's been literally living on Usenet ever since it came into
existence
All of his posts are copypasta of articles advancing his point of
view; none of his posts have any moral, spiritual or commercial value
Considered to be a major factor contributing to the downfall of
Usenet
Contents [show]
1 Usenet Abuse and Crossposting Faggotry
2 Asstroll-ogy
3 Real Identity
4 Some Theories and Answers to the puzzle
5 Theory and Timeline based on the above facts
6 More Research7 How to Annoy Jai Maharaj
Usenet Abuse and Crossposting Faggotry
What makes Jai Maharaj the biggest pest on usenet is his crossposting
all over usenet with daily news articles suggesting a vicious anti-
christian and anti-muslim slant
.and vegetarianism. (Vegetarianism was
invented by high caste Hindoos to exterminate the lower caste ones by
starvation). Jai claims to have been around since the predecessor to
the Internet, ARPANET was started. But again, all he did was hijack it
as a tool for his bullsh*t astrology and Hinduism. As of now, there
are 100,0000 [Update: 110,000 and climbing] of his rubbish postings
dumped all over usenet, clogging newsgroups and modem speed. All his
posts contain a signature with links to his site. As one user noticed,
his postings tend to attract a certain idiotic fringe of superstitious
Hindoos who then find the link to his website at the end of the post.
Jai Maharaj Likes... Jai Maharaj Dislikes...
Asstrology Scientists
Vegetarianism Meat-eaters
Hindu caste system (he's high caste) Members of Hindu low castes
acting uppity on Usenet...even if they are second generation
Americans!
Living in USA USA
Trolling and stalking Being trolled and stalked
Homo porn Hindu porn http://www.flickr.com/photos/haberlah/55690106/in/set-1206444/
Hindu high caste Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindu lower castes
Being Anonymous Being trolled by Anonymous
Hinduism Any other ism
Does Jai Maharaj ever write on his own? If he could, he wouldn’t be
spamming across usenet like a nut, he would be a writer. His usual
response never goes beyond 4 lines and only consists of a screaming
outburst against “xtians” and “muslims” and anyone who disagrees with
him. But he compensates for this lack of expression by digging up IP
addresses and obtaining locations, real names and phone numbers of his
enemies, which he posts online for his devoted Hindoo pimps to
harass
.or in the case of Sidharth, he notifies the authorities
alleging “child abuse”. Its no surprise that Jai is the most despised
entity on Usenet and the entire Usenet community eagerly awaits the
day he will post his last.
The Mahabully, the best psychological compilation on Jai Maharaj ever.
on several Usenet posters, his masturbation confessions and his IRA
“The Mahabully lusts for the prestige and fear that an Ascendent
Hindustan would inspire, and prefers that this is realised at the
expense of his race enemies. His own voice is mean-spirited, immature
and violent. The Mahabully, like other bullies, forms the nucleus of a
coterie of bullies and wanna-be bullies. His kangaroo courts attract a
cabal of marginal, schizoid personalities. The Mahabully may pursue a
vindictive vendetta against anyone who dares to hold them accountable,
perhaps using others' resources and contemptuous of the damage caused
to other people and organisations in pursuance of the vendetta. The
Mhabully 'is greedy, selfish, a parasite and an emotional vampire'.
The Mahabully imposes on others a self-aggrandising falsehood, a
living lie, which is constantly buttressed by additional distortion
and lies. The Mahabully is quick to conjure with injurious terms like
'terrorist'yet it is he himself, Jay Stevens aka Jai Maharaj, who
might fairly be accused of terrorism IMO. For example, he has
advertised a terrorist training video on Usenet.
More Resources
Jai Maharaj's bullshit on Usenet.
http://groups.google.ca/groups?as_q=&num=10&scoring=r&hl=en&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_ugroup=&as_usubject=&as_uauthors=Jai+Maharaj&lr=&as_drrb=q&as_qdr=&as_mind=1&as_minm=1&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=2&as_maxm=12&as_maxy=2007&safe=off
R Johnson has the second best compilation on Jai which can be found
here.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Jay+Stevens&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=890778936.233210%40iris.nyx.net&rnum=1
A FAQon Jai Maharaj.
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/minifaqs/jai.maharaj.miniFAQ
Dr. Jose Mariachi’s Compiled Killfile on Jai
http://www.geocities.com/drjosemariachi/jay_faq.html#bb
Jerry Guzzman’s description of jai whom he claimed to have met Jai
Maharaj. According to him, Jai derives some sado-masochist psychotic
pleasure from people paying attention to him, whether positive or
negative.(Proof that jyotshi/Brahmin Hinduism adversely affects mental
capacity?)
http://bittyurl.com/6K
Asstroll-ogy
http://www.mantra.com/jyotish
Jai Maharaj preys on ignorant Hindu fools who don’t even know the
internet is on computers
.and to whom a message posted in English to
usenet is the equivalent of India test firing another ex-russian junk
missile. Jai has his pimps in India fleece these ignorant fools of
their money by offering them bullshit jyotshi predictions. In
addition, Jai Maharaj seeks to push the rest of the jyotshi scammers
off his turf by copyrighting catch phrases like “prediction registry”,
“holistic jyotshi” and “mantra”! His bullshit jyotshi atrology can be
seen at work at his websites, such,
Main Asstrollogy page of Jai
Another Asstrollogy page
http://www.flex.com/~jai/
More Asstrollogy
How the scam works is that some idiot Hindu who cant type or
comprehend stumbles upon his usenet posts and follows the above links
embedded in his signature

.and voila! Meet jai, the predictor of
their future happiness and well being. Since hardcore materialism,
hate and penis worship wash away the remaining intellect of his
adherents, they are more than willing to part away with their money
for a little guidance from a cyber-jyotshi 

.and what is there to say
when the bullshit jyotshi boasts clients (unnamed of course
.ahem)
among all the rich and powerful running this planet? Even the
whitehouse is said to havee declared war on timing outlined by Jai!
Don't believe me? Read him right here.
Jai’s jyotshi scam simply consists of juggling various assumptions and
screaming glory when any one of them work out. Whats worse, Jai isn’t
even putting up a realistic Nostradamus like fooling game

instead he
is lousy enough to let his anti-christian and anti-muslim bias leak
into his predictionsas well. Again, one has to subscribe by
contributing to his PayPal account to get access to his bullshit
predictions on future events.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/PayPal
http://www.flex.com/~jai/registry/white.html
Real Identity
This is the only known photograph of Jai Maharaj. It appeared on an
asstrollogy website. The following information also appeared: "Jai
YES, Flawed gems - NO) - SERVICE: I both choose gems and also supply
gems loose or set in jewelry"Jai Maharaj's own website has a very
http://www.mantra.com/jyotish/quotes.html
Jai Maharaj, who lives in Hawaii, USA, was born and raised in Varanasi
and later in other northern cities. He has been active in campaigns
for both the conservation of time-tested wisdom and the progress of
Bharat. His education and life experience include spirituality, health
and medicine, architecture and engineering, law and business, and
activism in several areas. He has also battled the enemy as a soldier
in the armed forces at the border in Kashmir. Jai Maharaj is a
consultant for a think tank with the government, organizations and
individuals as clients. He is an ordained Vedic-Hindu priest. He hosts
a popular, comprehensive and well maintained news website News Plus .
He monitors news worldwide concerning India and also participates
actively in many discussion forums.
Jay Stevens hung out on Hawaii's GT Power BBS network in the late 80's
early 90's. I'm talking like 89-90, in that area. While my memories of
him specifically are vary vague, they do carry a general feeling of
chronic irritation. One can be very confident to add IBM compatibles
as his platform of choice, as Hawaii's BBS scene in that period was
heavily platform segregated, and GT Power was a very pro-PC
environment, and had a large military subculture. Nothing I remember
indicates that he was in the military, however.
He is also described as being in his 60s.
In addition, several addresses have been posted on Usenet purportedly
belonging to him. They are of course, yet to be verified, but anyway
JAY R STEVENS : 4305 ALLA ROAD APT 7, MARINA DEL RAY, CA 90292
4086, GLENCOE AVE, MARINA DEL RAY, CA 90292 Tel: [phone]
3940, LUTHERAN CIR, SACRAMENTO, CA 95826 ... right near the Sacramento
burb of Manlove
Registrant:Mantra Corporation (MANTRA-DOM),P. O. Box 1919, Honolulu,
HI 96792-6919 US
Mantra Corporation
P. O. Box 1919
Waianae, HI 96792-6919 US
[phone] fax: [phone]
P.O.Box 22481
HONOLULU, HI 96822-2481 US
[phone] fax: [phone]
In the early days of the Internet, Shyamasundara Dasa had an ugly
Date of birth: Oct 7, 1946, 9:15AM
Place of birth: New Delhi, India
Real name: Jai Mathura (but was using Jai Stevens)
Address: as given above
Phone: [phone]
FAX: [phone]
Usenet user Reginald Perrin managed to dig up the incorporation papers
of Mantra.com. He managed to come up with information that Jay Stevens
(Jai Mirage, Jai Maharaj) is one of the founding officers (the other
being Joan Miller) of Mantra Corporation, which was incorporated in
Hawaii on November 30, 1990 issued 1000 shares. It's an astrology scam
masquerading as a business consulting and marketing outfit, with 2
shareholders.
NAME: MANTRA CORPORATION
STATUS: A
DATE-INC: 11/30/1990
TERM: PER
ADDRESS: P. O. BOX 1919 WAIANAE HI 96792 6919
PURPOSE: BUSINESS CONSULTING, MARKETING,ADVERTISING AND RELATED
SERVICES
REPORTS=> CURR-YR: LAST-YR: 1993 PRIOR-YR: 1992
OFFICERS AS OF 11/30/1990
STEVENS,JAY R POSITION: *P/S/D
MILLER,JOAN E POSITION: *V/T/D
STOCK AS OF 11/30/1990
1,000
TRAN-DATE--ST-TYPE-REMARKS
11/30/1990 C ART ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
As you can see, mantra.com is incorporated in the name of JAY R.
STEVENS and we can safely assume its his real name. Joan Miller may
either be Jai's Indian wife with a changed name, or a a chickin.
Dell Wong
As you can see in the technical contact of Mantra.com, a certain Dell
1.An employee/frontman of Jay Stevens
2.A business partner of Jay Stevens
3.A legal alias of Jay Stevens. (under law, it is possible to have a
legal alias provided its listed with the authorities)
4. A completely non-related entity who has become guilty by
association with flex.com, which hosts mantra.com and appears to be
complacent towards Jai's trolling activities.
It has been assumed that Del Wong is nothing but Jay Stevens’
frontman, whom Jay uses in his real legal and business affairs. Del
Wong has been ruled out as being an alias of Jai since his photodoes
not resemble a desi. He may be local Hawaiian or Chinese.
Or who knows? It could be Jai. Well anyway, the contact info of of
Agent Name DEL WONG
Agent Address 2800 WOOD LAWN DR STE 254
HONOLULU Hawaii 96822
United States of America
Business Entity Name FLEXNET, INC.
Record Type Master Name for a Domestic Profit Corporation
File Number 99105 D1
Status Active
Purpose TO PROVIDE HIGH-SPEED COMMERCIAL INTERNET CONNECTIVITY
FOR HAWAII BASED ORGANIZATION COMPANIES AND INDIVIDUALS;
Place Incorporated Hawaii UNITED STATES (Same as mantra.com)
Incorporation Date 03/13/1995
Mailing Address P O BOX 22481 HONOLULU Hawaii 96823-2481
United States of America
Xref Name 1 FLEX NET
Term PER
Some Theories and Answers to the puzzle
The great mystery regarding jay Stevens is why his ISP, FLEX.COM has
never kicked him off than take the trouble and complaints, especially
since he pays a measly $9.95/ month to stay online. The most plausible
answer is that Jay Stevens owns Flex.com through Dell Wong! It seems
Jay originally sneaked into the United States disguised as one of the
thousands of mass produced computer coolies. In his initial years, his
computer coolie skills blossomed but once he managed to escape the
work gang and apply for permanent residence, he reverted back to being
the bullshit jyotshi hatemonger he always was. However, before his
computer skills waned, his computer coolie skills helped him set up
Hawaii’s first ISP, Flex.com and once the cash started flowing, jay
discovered there was plenty of time to spend on his vedic jyotshi
asstrollogy as well as pursuing his hates.
http://www.flex.com/
Many have wondered how Jay manages to stay online 24/7 and yet retain
his humanity. The answer is that when he is not cross posting hate, he
is managing Flex.com. In other words he is half robot half demon.
flexnet inc.
p.o.box 22481
honolulu, Hawaii 96823-2481 United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Created on: 24-Sep-91
flexnet inc.
p.o.box 22481
honolulu, Hawaii 96823-2481 United States
[phone] Fax --
flexnet inc.
p.o.box 22481
honolulu, Hawaii 96823-2481 United States
[phone] Fax –
Del Wong (or Jai Stevens?) is the founder-owner of Flex.com.
Theory and Timeline based on the above facts
http://www.uhm.hawaii.edu/
Jai Maharaj/Jay Stevens sneaked into the United States as an average
grade mass-produced computer coolie. Here are some facts derived from
an online interview between Caroline Wright and ‘Dell Wong’, who
happens to sound more like Jai.
Studied at University of Hawaii at Manoa(might be a good idea to ask
them)
ran a bbs for eight years prior to that got kicked out by U.H., got
his sister in-law in trouble by abusing her internet access
privileges.
Then started ISP service in July 12th 1994 under several different
names, such as Flex.com (of which he indicates had its first employee
named Kristin Paulo who started Hula.net)
He was also involved in the setup of several local Hawai ISPs Did Web
programming with Jeff Tupa who became webmaster and system
administrator for Flex.com. *Tupa is said to have left on 12/29/03.
Had a partner by the name Del Wong
Though the respondent in this interview is referred to as Dell Wong,
it sounds exactly like Jai. And since it was conducted via email, it
is more than probable that Jai was on the other end. For example, this
interview is located on the Flex.com website in the "who are we" tab.
Rather than give a brief info on the company and its history, we find
an online interview with Caroline Wright entitled "Curiousity Killed
the cat." Further, there are too many arrogant and vague comments made
through the interview which sound more like Jai. This interview was
conducted in January 2000, but don’t be surprised if Jai removed or
edited it.
Consider these arrogant and nonchalant comments in the interview which
are a trademark of Jai.
Lots of prospects get put off by our/my "attitude", but heck, FlexNet
is Del Wong.
I don't bother anymore reading the dang thing. As I said before our
present modem situation is crappy. But again, by the time this article
comes out, we will again rock in that department. No worry.
(Caroline Wright asks)Who is the staff of FlexNet? Are you a one-man
band? Is Missus Wong still helping you out? Is Flex your only
business, or do you have other irons in the fire? What are they?
(Jai/Wong answers)Everything is secret. Don't Tell, Don't Ask.
The question of Jai owning Flex.com has surfaced before on Usenet.As
usual, Jai brings forth his sockpuppets to dissuade people from
further pursuing the topic. Take this thread,
Siva K Sundaram wrote:Dr. Jai Maharaj (supposed) real name is Jay
Stevens (based on Net info,one can't know for sure if that's his
actual real name). His web site's domain name, mantra.com, identified
as belonging to Mantra Corporation,has an IP address (206.126.0.13)
matching the domain for the Hawaiian ISP flex.com, which Mr. Stevens
(probably) owns and runs.
Jay Stevens doesn't own or run shit! He's a mercenary for the VHP,
paid by a well-known Indian doctor who "operates" from Houston. I say
he's a mercenary, because he does not live what he purports to preach,
and because he is paid for the propaganda and recruitment efforts.
Flex.com is *not* owned or operated by Jay, but they do host some
services for him, for a fee, of course. His spamming, discerning
readers will note, stems not from flex.com(which has a stern policy in
that regard), but from a no-holds-barred Usenet provider called
Right, that's discernible from examining the source of his posts, that
he uses Altopia for his NNTP services. However, I can't buy the claim
that flex.com merely hosts services for Mr.Stevens. The domain names
flex.com and mantra.com map to the same IP address.If flex.com merely
hosted services for mantra.com, then mantra.com would have to map to a
different IP address.(Note that Jai may have corrected this)So Mr.
Stevens' (if that's his real name) relationship with flex.com is
clearly More than just being a customer. And there's evidence that Mr.
Stevens is trying to hide that fact. He has a web Page at http://www.flex.com/~jai
which suggests that he's a customer of that ISP. He also has a
separate page for his "organization", http://www.mantra.com (address
206.126.13.34), which also suggests a pure customer relationship,
since The address apparently is on the flex.com subnet. However, the
following is unusual. Since mantra.com has the same IP address as
Flex.com, one should expect to reach the flex.com web site by entering
Mantra.com as a URL in a browser, but this does not happen! Rather,
the HTTP Server "magically" recognizes the mantra.com name and
redirects the request to 206.126.13.34, to www.mantra.com! Further
evidence that Mr. Stevens is trying To hide his more intimate
relationship with flex.com.
More Research
Please contact Anonymous and request more research.
How to Annoy Jai Maharaj
Respond to his Usenet posts with a copypasta of this article.
Accuse him of murdering rival asstrollogers
Create an online game in which vegetables have to escape from being
eaten by him
Call him Pakistani
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Dr. Gay Maharaj
Dog **** eating, ding bat dog-tor, Dr. Jai Maharaj
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By Sid Harth
The heinous Hindus like a fake doctor, rather a dog-tor, Hindu
hoodlum, Dr. Jai Maharaj and yours truly have a running feud. This
fundamentalist Hindu terrorist tries to irritate me, apparently for no
reason. It is going on for good four years. In this time I wrote and
posted nearly five thousand articles on all subjects imaginable,
basically showing the heinous Hindu character.
This ding bat dog-tor, however, in the same period, or approximately
so, have stolen copyrighted material from reputed media and posted
under his fake name, Dr. Jai Maharaj nearly fifty thousand articles,
according to Deja.com archives.
I cannot compete with that kind of demonic output. Dr. Jai Maharaj
should thank god for that kind of energy, drive and single minded
pursuit of Hindu ****, that is exactly what his posts are and always
were. What is that idiotboy's problem? Perhaps schizophrenia, perhaps,
multiple personality disorder, perhaps advance stages of brain trauma.
Whatever is his case against yours truly, not clear to me nor is it
clear to his Hindu hoodlum cabal.
This hoodlum has just about accused every single leader of the world,
every single religion of the world, every leader of opposition in
India, including but not limited to Sonia Gandhi, Roman Catholic wife
of former Indian prime minister, Rajiv Gandhi, who was mercilessly
murdered by Hindu fanatics such as Dr. Jai Maharaj, imagine that.
The over abundance of filth he posts, no one is capable of reading it
no matter how many hours one can spare for that dishonorable duty.
Apart from being a spam meister, this gangeskhan reposts several of
his very lenghthy, sometimes hundreds of pages long material, not just
once but several times.
Dr. ding bat dog-tor's feud with me is not unique. He has gone after
several other newsgroup posters and writers, not the same thing. This
saffron **** sheriff considers himself not only a great Hindu moralist
but like an idiot that he is, breaks his own pumped up false image,
right thereafter. Of all the material he posts none is penned by him,
except a headline, all caps venomous headline. His signature includes
a Sanskrit mantra, "Om Shanti, Shanti, Shanti." Literally it means the
be peace, repeated three times for stress.
However this ding bat has no peace in his deluded mind as he comes out
brandishing his excaliber as a war mongering monkey. There is your
typical Hindu filthy thinking and filthier philosophy. Comes directly
from one black Hindu god, lord Krishna.
All fine and well for me as if not this ding bat ****ting around we
would, most probably, not be able to portray a typical Hindu American,
safe in America which allows free speech and due protection under the
law. Dr. Jai Maharaj loves free speech as much as I do. His free
speech falls in the category, which is excluded under the US
constitution gurantees. One cannot cry fire in a crowded theater, with
or without valid reasons.
Ds. Jai Maharaj not only cries, not that womanly cry either, cry of a
warrior, blood curdling cry of American native, wrongfully called
'Indian.' The cry is shrill, obnoxious, fearful and incendiary, to say
the least. Hindu hoodlums love him, adore him and play his game. Good
for the village idiots, I say. I am least disturbed as to the fact
that dog-tor, Dr. Jai Maharaj has both secret and not so secret
groupies. It just proves that an idiot can be village idiot Hindus'
messed up Messiah. Who else do you think ought to lead bunch of ****
worms than king of all **** worms, idiotboy, dog-tor Dr. Jai Maharaj?
The problem is with his lies. He lies, lies some more and to cover his
tracks, lies on top of it. If according to ding bat dog-tor, Dr. Jai
Maharaj, Hindu religion is the best in the world how come he has to
defend it so vigorously? Shouldn't the best product in the world,
including the best mouse-trap get the people knocking the doors?
This rats' asshole has serious problem with his logic. Let us for
argument's sake consider dog-tor Dr. Jai Maharaj's argument that Hindu
religion is the best and the Hindu culture is the best add to that as
a corollary, Hindu gods, all thirty-three millions of them are the
best, practitioners of Hindu religion are the best, citizens liveing
in India and practicising faithfully their cherished religion are the
best, make it anything and everything related to Hindu religion is the
best, for
argument's sake only.
Dt. Jai Maharaj's outrage against the world has no place. The value or
the price of a diamond is determined by the demand and supply of that
unique product. De Beers, the world monopoly decides how many diamonds
be marketed and at what price. No matter what is actual production or
actual demand the price is kept high to make diamond value at a
specific, luxury level.
If Dr. Jai Maharajs antics can be considered equal to De Beers cartel,
keeping the value of Hindu religion at ridiculously high level it
serves no purpose. No one is interested at Dr. Jai Maharaj's
artificially held value of Hindu religion. There is no great rush to
migrate to Hindu religion. The contrary is true. great many people
have abandoned it, if not stopped being rigorous practitioners of Dr.
Jai Maharaj brand of Hindu religion.
Under the circumstances, his hue and cry and his illegal, immoral
attitude towards all is unjustified. No matter how many times I said
that Hindu religion is a gutter religion it makes no difference to the
practitioners of that religion. They still follow their conscience or
personal choices to stick with it.
Shouldn't this ding bat dog-tor take a hint that it is the personal
choice of Hindus against overwhelming evidence against their religion,
their society, their history and culture that keeps it in place. I do
not believe that this ding bat dog-tor has that simple logical truth
seeking imagination.
Du. Jai Maharaj need not offend or defend anyone. God takes care of
that. I don't suppose this idiotboy has what it takes to add two and
two. Most probably, it would be five, three or twenty-two.
Sid Harth..."Show me a defender of Hindu culture and I shall show you
an idiotboy, dog **** eating, ding bat dog-tor, Dr. Jai Maharaj."
Dr. Gay Maharaj
http://www.cyclingforums.com/archive/index.php/t-55500.html
'na he na he he's is rotan baba 'who rolled up kulu manali in northern
hindustani.
`I've always `wondered who this chickensucker "Jai Maharaj" was. I
knew `for certain he wasn't a real Hindu. I did a Google `search on
"Jai Maharaj" + "Jay Stevens", and dozens of `hits popped up. Thanks
for the lead.
%:%:%: The Proto Jai Maharaj Periodic %:%:%: %:%:%: Informational
1. Who is Jai Maharaj?
Jai Maharaj is the 'Voice of Mantra Corporation'. Though it is seen
as
just one poster posting all the stuff on Usenet, it is widely
suspected
that Jai is not the only contributor.
2. What newsgroups are home to Jai Maharaj?
You're kidding. Any newsgroup on Usenet, forums on Compuserve,
practically anything anywhere anytime is home to Jai Maharaj. Just
post on any of the following groups on Noosenet and Jai is very eager
always to share his wisdom with any group.
alt.astrology sci.med.nutrition rec.food.veg soc.culture.indian
alt.culture.hawaii (he says "Come over to alt.culture.hawaii" but he
JAI MAHARAJ UNCUT AND UNWASHED
Dean T Dean!!!!!! You got the afternoon off from your poor yet honest
dad's fast goat turd franchise and you...
never posts there)
3. What do you need to do to get in the good books of Jai Maharaj?
Well, say that Vedic astrology is good. Don't ever be a animal person-
eater. Also see Q. 4. Also ask Virendra on alt.astrology.
4. What do you need to do to get in the bad books of Jai Maharaj?
Just flame him on Usenet for 5 days. It helps if you are quite
"popular" or "widely known" on a newsgroup. Else you aren't worth Jai
Maharaj's time. Say that Vedic Astrology is a fake. Or that Mantra
Corporation is misusing Internet-Usenet by advertizing using the 4-
line .sig.
5. What is common between Jai Maharaj and John Palmer?
Both have claim to being one of the most "popular" persons on Usenet.
Jai has accused lots of people with "LIBEL". JP has slapped virtual
lawyers on many.
6. What is different between Jai Maharaj and John Palmer?
John has his own machine and his own domain. Jai gets on to U. of
Hawaii and accesses Freenets from there.
John has a knowledge of sendsys while Jai doesn't. Jai is quite known
to accuse people of sending mail plants when there wasn't any sent.
But Jai is working hard to be a JP.
7. What is the mark of a Jai Maharaj posting?
It always starts with a -=Namaste=- and ends with a -=Om Shanti=-.
oops.. sorry. Always ends with the 4 line .sig.
Exposed Arindam Banerjee's tactics of abuse 3302
Dr. Jai Maharaj Yawnnn.... Still peddling the same old lies. I'll
reply (yet again) with the same...
Your tax dollars at work!
Till date, he has never been seen from a commercial account. Once in a
while, mantra corporation (which has the same mcimail number
apparently its distilled wisdom.
8. What do I do if I don't want to see Jai's postings at all?
There is a wonderful mechanism on bulletin board systems called
"Killfile". Use it.
is the freenet he is using. Also you can send a nice 'thank you' note
for every posting he does. He appreciates it very much.
9. Why this FAQ?
There are countless people on Usenet who still don't know Jai Maharaj
and this humble effort on my part will probably enable people from far
and wide to get to know the personality of Jai.
btw, there is also a alt.fan.jai-maharaj (the newgroup was sent by
spread the Jai Maharaj message for the good of the world.
Contributions to the FAQ most welcome. If anyone wants to take over
the FAQ, you are most welcome to. Please post everything on the
newsgroup.
Every effort has been made to present facts. Corrections welcome on
that count from anyone, be it from Jai Maharaj or John Palmer.
Jai anon.penet.fi. Jai Jai Maharaj. Jai Julf.
-=Om Jai Maharaj=-
This posting can be circulated on any non-profit media. You can make
copies for educational use.
Brought to this forum by a caring anon.penet.fi user. Please post this
as a reply to jai's messages while snipping his message. Spread to all
corners of the creation. ÐÐ
JAI MAHARAJ BUSTED....CONNECTION TO FLEX.COM EXPOSED! VERSION 1.0
(OR PROOF THAT HINDUISM HAS LETHAL SIDE EFFECTS)
JAI MAHARAJ's CONNECTION TO HINDU personS.....
Jai Maharaj is in bed with Hindu persons and the Hindu equivalent
investigated by the Mumbai police for promoting liquidate of non-Hindu
Indians. The Hinduunity website has a "hitlist" page with names and
addresses of non-Hindu Indians against whom it openly incites
Mumbai Police Investigates hinduunity: VSNL, INDIA's Govt is blocking
the site. Israeli funded Hindu hate criminal Rohit Vyasman, who was
kicked off his ISP addr.com, runs the site. The site currently has its
own server and requires no ISP. The
Created On:01-Mar-2000 00:32:20
UTC Sponsoring Registrar:R164-LROR Registrant ID:GKG-C00000E47E
Registrant Name:Rohit Vyasmaan PO BOX 174 East Norwich NY 11732 US
Phone:[phone]
There is proof that the Israeli person outfit outlawed by the UN,
Kahane.org runs the website, since it carries a link to Kahane.org as
well as Israeli propaganda.
In addition, the two servers of the website are : NS1.YESHUA.CC
(Yeshua is a Jewish name)
Name Server:NS2.GWSYSTEMS.CO.IL
(IL is the subdomain for Israel)
"When Addr.com dropped HinduUnity.org as one of its clients, Vyasman
called Guzofsky's office in Brooklyn. Guzofsky is a follower of Rabbi
Meir David Kahane, a Brooklyn-born, former member of the Israeli
Knesset, who called for the expulsion of Arabs from Israel. Guzofsky
connected Vyasman to Gary Wardell, a businessman in Annandale, VA.
Wardell's web service business now hosts both the HinduUnity.org and
Jai maharaj frequently posts links to this website as well as
material. Whats more, he is a member of the members only forum area
where Hindu fanatics meet and discuss upcoming riots and
buttbuttinations in India.
Did Jai Maharaj help Rohit Vyasman set up Hinduunity.org on his own
servers?
the WHOIS of which is as follows: Registrant: Himalayan Academy
(XGZAGUWGCD) 107 Kaholalele Road Kapaa, HI 11111 US
Administrative Contact, Technical Contact: Japendra
107 Kaholalele Road
Kapaa, HI 11111 US
808-822-7032 fax: [phone]
The other website contained in Jai's signature is
http:www.hindunet.org, the WHOIS of which is as follows: Registrant
ID:DOTR-00243868 plus 1 Vishwa Hindu Parishad of America, Inc. P.O.
Box 722098 San Diego CA 92172 US Phone:[phone] Admin.
ID:DOTC-01366589 Admin Name:Ajay Shah
Note that the Vishwa Hindu Parishad is the Nazi-KKK equivalent of with
it enbreastles him to an investigation.
Oct.22,2002: The FBI and Honolulu police have launched a hate crime
investigation into who left hundreds of anti-Muslim leaflets at Oahu's
only mosque yesterday morning. The leaflets were breastled "ATTENTION
RAG-HEADS" and included a threat against Muslims. The leaflets,
according to the group, said "every curry fund-raiser will be checked
to ensure that funds are not being funnelled to support person groups.
Anyone found in violation will be strapped with explosives and shipped
Exposed Arindam Banerjee's tactics of abuse 3300
I don't know about him. These two I talk about pretend to be concerned
about Hindus and Hinduism. In reality...
Jai Maharaj resides in Honolulu (we will get to that later). The point
is, if he dedicates his entire day crossposting hate messages against
muslims and posts a link to the Hindu equivalent of the KKK, the VHP
in every post, don't you suppose he might be tempted to get physical?
But since he is a coward Hindu, you can expect him to be involved only
in anonymous hate crimes like the one mentioned above.
There are two peculiar features regarding the aforementioned hate
crime: 1. The reference to "curry fundraisers" seems to be aimed at
deflecting attention from the perpetrator (Jai?) who himself is of
"curry" Asian Indian origin. 2. Allah mispelt as Alah seems to be
deliberate to deflect attention towards Jai and portray the image of a
white Christian perpetrator who happens to be ignorant of spelling
Allah. Deliberate? You bet.
CONTACT THE HAWAII POLICE DEPARTMENT AND TELL THEM WHY YOU THINK JAI
DID IT....REMEMBER, TIPS ARE ANONYMOUS AND YOU COULD BE REWARDED IF
JAI
GETS BUSTED!
Honolulu Police Department 801 South Beretania Street Honolulu, HI
96813
Deputy Chief of Police Paul Putzulu: 529-3975
Police Vice-Drug Tip Hotline: East Hawaii: 934-"VICE" (934-8423) West
Hawaii: 329-"ZERO-ICE" (329-0423) Non-emergency Information and
Complaints: 935-3311
JAI MAHARAJ's FALSE ALLEGATIONS OF CHILD ABUSE
Jai maharaj has a file on him in the California Police Department
after he notified the police that a anti-Hindu Usenet poster
"Sidharth" of Pennsylvania was a child molester. The police
investigated the affair and discovered that Jai had led them on a
"His (Jai Maharaj's) latest charge against me is so ridiculous that I
ignored it altogether as typical Hindu blasphemy. The charge is that I
abuse children. This charge was made by one Sujata Londhe, another
covert Hindu person of Morrisville, Pennsylvania. Sujata Londhe has
since been inactive for one or more reasons. She never could prove the
charge nor bunch of Brahmin sh*t loaders who acted on her
William Grosvenor sick Jew hater using fake names. Google William
Grosvenor
U.S. Soldier Recalls Horror of Nazi Camp Published: 5-8-05 MAUTHAUSEN,
Austria (AP) - Bodies stacked like firewood. A concrete slab where
dead...
"This ding bat dog-tor, however, in the same period, or approximately
so, have stolen copyrighted material from reputed media and posted
under his fake name, Dr. Jai Maharaj nearly fifty thousand articles,
On another occasion, Jai Maharaj accused a usenet user disagreeing On
another occasion, Jai posted private imfo on a non-Hindu Indian so
JAI MAHARAJ IS THE KINGPIN OF A VEDIC-JYOTSHI BULLSH*T ASTROLOGY
SCAM!
Jai Maharaj preys on ignorant Hindu fools who don't even know the
internet is on computers....and to whom a message posted in English to
missile. Jai has his pimps in India fleece these ignorant fools of
their money by offering them bullsh*t jyotshi predictions. In
addition, Jai Maharaj seeks to push the rest of the jyotshi scammers
off his turf by copyrighting catch phrases like "prediction registry",
"holistic jyotshi" and "mantra"! His bullpoo jyotshi atrology can be
never took off. Guess jyotshi bullsh*t and news analysis simply don't
mix.
How the scam works is that some idiot Hindu who cant type a sh*t (and
naturally devoid of comprehension) stumbles upon his usenet posts and
follows the above links embedded in his signature.......and voila!
Meet
jai, the predictor of their future happiness and well being. Since
hardcore materialism, hate and privates worship wash away the
remaining intellect in the minds of his Hindu adherents, they are more
than willing to part away with their money for a little guidance from
a cyber-jyotshi .......and what is there to say when the bullsh*t
jyotshi
boasts clients (unnamed of course....ahem) among all the rich and
powerful running this planet? Even the whitehouse declares war on
timing outlined by Jai! (something he pulled out of his butt). Check
scam simply consists of juggling various buttumptions and running
around naked when any one of them work out. Whats worse, Jai isn't
even putting up a realistic Nostradamus like fooling game......instead
he is lousy enough to let his anti-christian and anti-muslim bias leak
into his predictions as well. See subscribe by contributing to his
Paypal account to get access to his bullsh*t predictions on future
events.
JAI MAHARAJ IS A CROSS POSTING USENET ABUSER
http://www.barossa-region.org/Australia/WHO-IS-JAI-MAHARAJ.html
monkey pees in its own mouth [gross]
monkey pees in its own mouth [gross]
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All Comments (46 total)
Loading...SuperJusto22 (4 days ago) groossssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!! !!!
1
greenorange75 (5 days ago) ATHF FTW
criticalbitch1987 (1 week ago) go on my son !!!!
Bravyanz0r (1 week ago) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTH?!
KhanioProductions (2 weeks ago) Give this comment a thumbs UP! lol
watermeloncutie16 (2 weeks ago)I think that is so sad that monkey
needs some water
RonixEnclave (3 weeks ago) I had to do that when I was lost in the
desert for 4 days.
lolaap1234 (3 weeks ago) This is fucking sad he needs to get water
australianicon (1 month ago) this monkey is doing what i do almost
every day
volcomdaddy (1 month ago) i just really hate monkeys so much!!!!!!!
SantaTheEmo (1 month ago) makes me thirsty.
Fartknocker0990 (1 month ago) i hope no one is getting ideas........
InYourFaceNewYorker (1 month ago)That's not a monkey, that's a
chimpanzee, considered one of the great apes. Chimps are the closest
cousins of humans. Wow, our close cousin is peeing in his mouth. ;)
krisrod8 (2 weeks ago) do you look like a monkey?
xochequetsal (1 month ago)stupid monkey!
sich69 (1 month ago) ^_^
isin1998 (1 month ago) o_o omg omg o_o
AshleyWyles (1 month ago) eh mi god that was so disgusting!! EW
mercen144 (2 months ago)likes the comments
Rexd101 (2 months ago) Monkies are awesome. They can survive in the
desert because they have something to drink. As long as they keep
drinking it they can store it for later. Fucking awesome huh.
Shanzap (2 months ago) uhm
u can only drink ur pee once
after that the salt and acid in it will kill u
u have to wait for ur system to cleanse again
well I dunno for monkeys
cause clearly this monkey must do it all the time
leightontang (2 months ago) OH MY GOSH THAT DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!
Rubbatubby8 (2 months ago) Same here
Sm00thCriminaal (2 months ago) lol refreshing....homemade lemonade
with a twang to it.
kslaopuwmuil (2 months ago) we love monkeys they are sooooo cute
(sweet)
5/5
dasbakon (2 months ago) Chimpanzees are not monkeys, they are apes.
kslaopuwmuil (2 months ago) Shit dude, get a life instead of being a
smartass.
nolifer
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thecorduroysuit (2 months ago)Well, dasbakon is absolutely right,
Chimps ARE apes, not monkeys. It`s pretty sad when people equate
intelligence with ``Having no life.``
95gobbler (2 months ago) that monkey got its colors messed up the
pees are suppose to be green not yellow
bearspark (3 months ago) lol
iStocop (3 months ago)if he's thirsty he gotta do wat he gotta do.
joshdodds94 (3 months ago) Curtis Juch..... HarHarhehehaHRahr
Katieboo1996 (5 months ago) gross
samangelo11 (7 months ago) what happened to the other 9
ToontownMad2605 (7 months ago) I counted 1. :S
xluckyx (7 months ago) i demand my other 9 clips >:[
Nathanpq7 (7 months ago) there wuz only 1 vid not 10
robnobhob (7 months ago) hahah xD
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monkeylover098 (7 months ago) dude u suck 4 that
ThePhoenix815 (11 months ago) where's the other 9?
DJSFAMOUS (8 months ago) exactly
hazzaslim (1 year ago) rofl
skilla2k8 (1 year ago) hahahahaha woodzy
WoodzyBoi2K8 (1 year ago) lol
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Crazy gorilla eating his own poo
Crazy gorilla eating his own poo
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From: chaqlee
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All Comments (552 total)
zrx7769 (3 days ago) thats not a gorilla, its a nigger
pinoyrules15 (5 days ago) THATs a GORRila talents No one human CAn't
Do that....
silphantom (5 days ago) WhY aRe YoU TyPing LiKe ThIs??
zrx7769 (3 days ago) um, no your wrong
dxdxliu (1 week ago)recycling
bluelite7x (1 week ago)Orangutans piss in their mouths, gorillas eat
their shits, and terrorists blow themselves up. As intelligent as
primates are, they can clearly be fucked in the head!
TheBrawlMaster (1 week ago) This zoo dont feed him enough, so he has
no choice to recycle his poo.
devywevy1996 (1 week ago) if i wasnt sick before i dont know what i
am noww.
truelypink (1 week ago) African American Style!!!
KhanioProductions (2 weeks ago) that is not wat gorillas would do in
the wild, that gorilla is hungry and mentally fucked
vlcmarijn (2 weeks ago) 50 cent
Irokashi (2 weeks ago) Now we know what the gorillas get for diner.
darylklein13 (2 weeks ago) yum yum yum
thats fucking gross
garyf7777 (2 weeks ago) Is this Iyanna Washington?
Selwof (2 weeks ago) this is recycling in its base form, good to see
other creatures making a difference. . .
jaqu19 (2 weeks ago) damn, that is one fucking crazy gorilla!
toasterhead91 (3 weeks ago) petty goss... i saw a goilla eat his
poop, puke it up, then eat the puke tho X_X
Smaejdah (3 weeks ago)He wanted to give those fucking people a little
show :D
zaffe93 (3 weeks ago) what a poor black person
Jan8991 (3 weeks ago) seroiusly poor gorilla
louandmikes (3 weeks ago) 1 word Nasty
14ethank (3 weeks ago) that is beyond gross.
ACmilanfan80 (1 month ago) how does ur shit taste u niggaa
DahnD (1 month ago) My dog eats horse shit O.o Not to mention
frogs...
knarftretsom (1 month ago)YAAY ITS MY LANGUAGE =)
Netherlands ;D
4devilking4 (1 month ago) poor garilla
his hungry T.T
GIVE HIM SOME FOOD!!
his a poor animal who eats poop because his hungry GIVE HIM
FOOOOOOD!!!
specialkid94 (1 month ago)i gues he wanted it his way o.o
yamablaster14 (1 month ago) Finger lickin good yum!! Haha
80gamer (1 month ago) doesnt that make u wanna kiss jim
vicktrickly72 (1 month ago) better than 2 girls 1 cup, and 2 girls 1
finger, and 4 girls fingerpaint...
whats that mean??
vicktrickly72 (4 weeks ago) it means STOP WATCHING THINGS EAT WASTE
you might find yourself doing it
GermanysF1nest (1 month ago) baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah pervert
lmr2727 (1 month ago) leave him alone!!!!! dogs do that too, you
know! jeez!
Joshuaguss (1 month ago) LOL 0:33 The gorilla see everybody's laughing
at him, and it looks like he's asking "You never ate poo".
93bendzsi (1 month ago) Also the dogs do thats as well
VibrantBeautyBaBy (1 month ago) Left overs I guess? LoL!
SiCcCkKk!!!!! HAHAHA!
cburrezzy (1 month ago) i know his breath STANKIN!
lauzama (1 month ago) whats wrong that gorilla
80gamer (1 month ago) either its on crak or that poo is going strait
to its head
davidhamburg1996 (1 month ago) wtf ?!?!? LOOOOL !!!!!
GameSpazzProductions (1 month ago)there was probably a recycle sign
somewhere in the zoo.
toaking54 (1 month ago) insane
Shadow247night (1 month ago) That's just messed up!
emokekz890emokekz (2 months ago) leave him be, he's trying to eat for
crying out loud.
gtardude1 (2 months ago)i meen a straght face my dad mesed me up
gtardude1 (2 months ago) whats funny is he eats it with a strait
Ardefoc (2 months ago) Mmm Nutrients
emmanuelrio911 (2 months ago) what an idiot... yuck i lost my
appetite
Tyguy161 (2 months ago) *pukes*... man hes really mackin' down
triplepoopsmith (2 months ago) this is gross but hilarius
( LOL
&
khanhq (2 months ago)1 gorilla
1 zoo  kinda like 2 girls 1 cup lol
spmommy4 (2 months ago) Rofl
fuzzwarmy (2 months ago) This gorilla is not crazy. Gorillas get
their vitamin B12 and other important nutrients from insects and their
own feces. Zookeepers rarely if ever feed insects to captive gorillas,
so captive gorillas are forced to rely solely on their feces for B12.
soccrplyr10 (2 months ago) the cameraguy said ratemypoo
nrobnas43 (2 months ago) the gorilla says, " This tastes like shit".
cutehannahful (2 months ago) OMG!!!!! I Think i'm gonna throw up!!!
gerrardjake (2 months ago) damn hes downing that like a champ
seen a peanut
TheIrinucka (2 months ago) i feel sick :-&
MRDOGSWIPE (2 months ago) Oh My Goodness...idk what to say...
MrEmejias (2 months ago) the gorilla is looking at everybody like
"haven't you ever eaten poo?".
Joshuaguss (2 months ago) LOL 0:10 That Gorilla is wondering why a-lot
of people keep watching him eat. 0:40 Look at him, everytime he take a
bite, he looks and see people staring and laughing at him.
1:09 So I guess he said "I'm gonna finish my food when everybody
leave."
-Can you do that, phff!
:)
SillyGoober23 (2 months ago) apes do sometimes do that...there is
usually undigested nuts, fruit, or vegetables that they can
smell...or the Zoo keepers aren't feeding them :-)
DrToonhattan (2 months ago) Haha, that guy at 1:03 looked like he was
going to be sick.
I don't blame him.
But isn't the whole point of poo being really smelly so that animals
don't eat it?
Or maybe it just had a cold.
RaiMX (2 months ago)He is just saying: Look at my poor life - I'm
eating my own shit!
Mas18J (3 months ago) Ieeelllhhh Hij eet gewoon zn eigen poep op!
Haha
HugeChunkySkidmark (3 months ago) I like the part where the monkey
eats the shit
themelanator1 (3 months ago) thats fucking funny when he eats shit
amelie1416 (3 months ago)at least they won't have to clean up his
poop
cryptex220 (3 months ago) wtf?
INTHETREE71 (3 months ago) naasty....
way worse than my neighbors dog Kimmy.... she ate her poo too.....
The thing is is that they crave vitamins so an alternative would be
fesies, also known as shit ! HAHA But this was funny!
unstopable410 (3 months ago) you are one sick and gay nasty mother
fucker
ZzXDGXzZ (3 months ago) lol!! thatd be funny toofbar
welubsoursheet (3 months ago) YUMMY!!!! He makes me so wet. What team
does he play for?
truckdog19508 (3 months ago) thats a gorilla genious, not a baboon,
ya fucken uber tard
MarioLuigification (3 months ago) O.O DX
3rdDragunov (3 months ago) What a stupid fucking animal, that's
fecies, dumb fucking retarded baboon. Some one throw him some patatos
to eat at least?
CazAttack57 (3 months ago) lol yummy
3ej6 (3 months ago) hes just playing mind games
youdead179 (3 months ago) MMM CHOCALATE MUFFINS!!!!!!
HomicideTroop901 (3 months ago)dude
smallin45 (3 months ago) OMG~!
mtgPirate (3 months ago) He must be REALLY hungry..
toofbar3 (3 months ago) 2Gorillas1cup?
FROZENUSER (3 months ago)who doesn't likes to eat poo?
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shirey812 (4 months ago) hey, less work for the employees, lol
yomomma41 (4 months ago)hey he's thinking GREEN alright! lmao
RECYCLE!!!
lol
CanadiaNecro1 (4 months ago) They do it in the wild too.
CaveatCartoonShows (4 months ago) :O THAT'S NASTY...welp, this proves
that we're defendantly related to apes!!
CaveatCartoonShows (4 months ago) CRAP! SPELLED DEFIANTLY WRONG...
CaveatCartoonShows (4 months ago) wait...that's not how you spell it
either...
BrittanyBrittanyable (4 months ago) LMFAO! *spits* That was sooooo
gross but halarious. Them damn zoo owners need to feed him!
treasuredroperX (3 months ago) He has leaves to eat...
NoMercyForTheWeak001 (4 months ago) ooh dude! my eyes!
dittocopys (4 months ago) you are not alone 0_0
TappaJ123 (4 months ago) wow!!!!!
sChOoLmIsSeR (4 months ago)He must of enjoyed that..
karts565 (4 months ago) söö sitta
MrMickeyd1112 (4 months ago) pause at 0:10 Something funny
bitches?!?!?!
greendaylover4 (4 months ago)ha ha yeah lol good one
taeyatalkalot (4 months ago) It was gross buy so funny lol
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BLACKOUT319 (4 months ago) Marked as spam i almost threw up
starlinayei (4 months ago)2GIRL1CUP HELPER
gayskunk (4 months ago)its accully normal for some animals to do
this, rabbits do it to regain certain nutriants, much like a cow
vomits in its own mouth and chews on it, its just instinct
snewso (4 months ago) musta been hungry
AznLiishii123 (4 months ago)that was very disturbing to see, yet i
cant stop watching it!
darthkevster (4 months ago) yum yum lmao
TFloydProductions (4 months ago) taste even better the second time!!!
1
sergen121 (4 months ago) feel sorry for his wife
crotchfungus (5 months ago) Well they are vegetarian, so I guess its
okay
Mars5890 (5 months ago) lol
YtothemuddafukinT (5 months ago) Man, you'd think they'd give the man
who just won a Nobel Peace Prize better chow than that!
woozie442 (5 months ago) It's dinner time at the white house!
aodessey (4 months ago) you're fucking sick
halfahuman (5 months ago) 1:09 D=
12kirkhinrich12 (5 months ago) That's recycling!
annhelen88 (5 months ago) haha, kuleste mest demonstrative monkey
hoho :)
DeiFanGirl94 (5 months ago) damn, he's so pervert!!
...
xD
Kacicka999 (5 months ago) Damn ...
XDiScONeCtX (5 months ago) Yummy.
cheemoguy (5 months ago) barf!!!
OffTheDeepEnd101 (5 months ago) nastiehh
bindass99945 (5 months ago) this bez of fucking zoo peoples, not
giving proper
food to wild animals :( i feel really pity for that gorrillaaaaaaa
Jarrith4291 (5 months ago) I really think the incessant giggling of
the camera man intensifies the effect...
EvilToiletTaco (5 months ago) RECYCLE
jeffreyhrz (5 months ago)why does it smell like shyt everytime i see
this video?
GlitzAndGlamour1 (5 months ago) i think i died a little on the inside.

5superbreasons (5 months ago) yum
cfhscheer (5 months ago) o_0
aznrichgirl (5 months ago)awhhh): i bet thts jus a super bad zoo who
doesnt feed the animals T_T
XxGameadickxX (5 months ago) talk about potty mouth
savanah37615 (6 months ago) ewewewewewewewewHAHA
trxrida10 (6 months ago) LOL SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
druha10304 (6 months ago)drafted number 6 by the new york knicks.
x001m69 (5 months ago) NO, I think this ape looke like a New England
Patriot
duerdum9 (6 months ago) haha cool gorilla!
TheBrawlMaster (6 months ago) 1 gorilla 1 cup
crazystarwarsguy1006 (6 months ago) humans: holy shit its eatin its
own poop!!!!
gorilla: yum takes like apples I WANT MORE
peter12331 (5 months ago) HAHAHAHAH
buckatunnaboy (6 months ago) Man, that's some good sh*t!!! LOL!
emochild987 (6 months ago) lol black ppl.....
xxHATESxTHExWORLDxx (6 months ago)LMFAO
Moving4Motion (6 months ago) He just wants a hot meal :D
THEANIMEPERV (6 months ago) i remember when my dog use to do that
LMAO. XD.
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gross
blueears1 (6 months ago) Good examle of recycling we all shud recycle
our poo.

Fredwiener (6 months ago) Recycle fail
xerke (6 months ago)wow how sad how far he needs to go to get
attention
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gta4ratman (6 months ago) Marked as spam HEY!
dont knock it till you try it
welshwarrior123 (6 months ago) Marked as spam bet his breath smells
like shit
tree003a (6 months ago) now all that gorilla has to do is burp in
your face!
luncheon198 (7 months ago) NOMNOMNOMNOM
greenket (7 months ago) this is some original 2girls 1cup
SeAz00n (7 months ago) Gorilla and poo! :D
xTSxPUNISHER (7 months ago) mmmmmm taste haha
bleachjunkie (7 months ago) My dog does that... O.o
crazyds123456789 (7 months ago) Must tought it was a banana or he
must be reallly really hungry
and omg he likes it O-o
daniellos333 (7 months ago) why didnt u name the title "insane gorilla
eating its own shit"
SketchyFingers12 (7 months ago) i wonder how it tastes...
raniman999 (7 months ago) OMG NASTY!
theforrestwhaley (7 months ago) i saw a gorilla eat his own puke at
the bronx zoo
thinkinrich (7 months ago) DONT WASTE IT U MOTHERFUCKER
BaileytheHedgehog112 (7 months ago) what a crazy fucking bastard!!
they say monkeys are smarter than us??
JoshDaGoodfella (7 months ago) Gross, and they say monkeys are smarter
than us?!!
But then again, I suppose some Youtubers do eat their own poop, I'm
looking at you trolls!
Pufflestudio09 (7 months ago) Crazy Gorilla: THIS IS MY POOP I MUST
EAT!
People: I don't wanna eat it anyways nasty ass.
Crazy Gorilla: Well you can't have any, I LOVE POOP!
StyrbjornStarke (7 months ago) thats one hungry nigga!
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ccsecond (7 months ago) Marked as spam Nom nom nom
skateshiz1 (7 months ago) haha :)
KievThug24 (7 months ago) oh shit..that is totally crazy!!!!
36jemm (7 months ago) 1 gorilla 1 hand 0_o
Metalsonic136 (8 months ago)Dont Watch If Your Eating Cheese
whiplash1one (8 months ago) imagine if u had to kis him after that
Martoh1 (8 months ago) Mmmmm, tasty
crazyds123456789 (8 months ago) i remember seeing a rino eating its
own crap
GlitzAndGlamour1 (8 months ago)I only watched 10 seconds and i was
gagging the hole way through.
headmanboy30000 (8 months ago) you are what you eat
LinksLightArrows (8 months ago) people think we evolved from these
dumb animals...
DetroitRick1 (8 months ago) This gorilla is the shit.
bakerman93 (8 months ago) no wonder why the others call him shit
face
VisionDivine (8 months ago) S0_0
universalmind3000 (8 months ago) O_o
bigdsears (8 months ago) Today I ate my own poop in front of the
human's. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since
it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
made condescending comments about what a 'funny gorilla' I am.
Bastards.
Zadaxes (8 months ago) wtf
illybang (8 months ago) Eating feces occurs in the wild and often
occurs at a more frequent rate in zoos. Ingestion of feces is thought
to have nutritive value. For example, ingested feces may help in the
utilization of B vitamins that are manufactured in the lower gut.
Beneficial bacteria that aid digestion are also replenished.
Videogamefan1992 (8 months ago) I bet the gorilla had great breath
after that.
funspot101 (8 months ago) what do we say when the smoke alarm goes
off and mom's cooking?
" Dinner's Ready! "
k00lGuy (8 months ago) ugh! gross... zookeeper aint feeding these
goriilas or something.  They end up eating their own shit.
Billster05 (8 months ago) the zookeepers must be feeding them
something otherwise they would have no shit
gabeo8 (8 months ago) People:Lmfoa HAHAHHAHA BlaaarghRawr
Gorilla:I can chew on poo and not be embarassed by it *omnomnomnom*
Mind Eating Her Poo !
eckels3000 (8 months ago) HAHA LMFAO!!!!!
backpacc (8 months ago) O_O
BmWbEaSt11 (8 months ago) i like to eat my own poop...especially
diarrhea...i like the runny feeling in my mouth
mummomies45 (8 months ago) lol if gorilla would throw the zookeeper
in face with that
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xBLaKHearTx (9 months ago) omgomgomg!
*vomits*
LoL!
CowsAndCrows (9 months ago) zookeeper wont clean my cage.. so ill do
it myself
Mbsaysfasho (9 months ago) haha thats a good one
FFatboy911 (9 months ago) WELLLL...i guess if your hungry and you
just laid out last nights supper..you might as well eat it O.O
fuckblackmetal (9 months ago) orrible...
dmaninfan (9 months ago)That gorilla is gangster...
Mark01656 (9 months ago) i bet he wishes he hasd some hot sauce or
some mouth wash for later lol
haloveiwer (9 months ago)what do you want im just eating my poo i
thought you humans do that too?
sololamer (9 months ago) WHy do they pick the stupidest gorillas to
put in the zoo.
Piccolo49 (9 months ago) POO POO
thinkinrich (9 months ago) he needs some tortilla
eresputo (9 months ago) need some you mama!
thinkinrich (9 months ago)your mama eats every day
tonnysaidno (9 months ago) I ate pancakes in the morning and get
constipate. My goodmother gave me exlax and I push, and push, and
push, and shat 1 pancake and a half. I guess the other 5 and a half
were absobed by my body.
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babycatmilker (9 months ago) oh man im getting hungry watching this
BeltaiTheImp (9 months ago) if i were the gorilla id ask for apple
sauce
pinoyrawr (10 months ago) nasty
houtman45 (10 months ago) its nutrious lol
AgentCROCODILE (10 months ago) OMGWTFBBQ Sauce anyone?
PurpleStorm8 (10 months ago) Lol, the guy at 1:05 was about to spew.
eleszar1 (10 months ago) OKEY so NOW I GO TO BED BEFORE I SLEEP I EAT
POO ! YUUUMI
specialtaskforceswat (10 months ago) I already eat my poo with
ketchup and somtimes bbq sauce for a treat
yourneverknowblah (9 months ago) lol
taste4love (10 months ago) DEAMIT, so thats why they are so strong
and muscled, im gonna start making that sheet at home... i poo, and
then i will eat my poo with ketcchup...and after 2 weeks, my muscles
will get stronger
BFMVpwnage5168 (10 months ago) that's what i call EXTREME RECYCLING
iiBubblez (10 months ago) That's so mean...
lahijadelchale (11 months ago) Next video......2 GORILLAS 1 CUP!!!!!
demilavatojr9 (11 months ago) NOT POO I WAS THERE IT WAS HIS FOOD
HaloMania2k (10 months ago) me to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
videolover61 (11 months ago) Dont try that kids...it will screw up
your breath!!! lol
sierraonezero (11 months ago)Love the finger lickin' action around
0:50, that's some gooooood stuff!
GeorgeA2k8 (11 months ago)Another gorilla and a cup and we might just
have a video...
chubster0101 (11 months ago) Two Gorillas One cup there is another
way a man in a gorilla suit
Meixafuhellzman2 (11 months ago) HAHAAHAHAAHA!
ducksmasher09 (11 months ago) 1:10 LMFAO!!!
succexy11 (11 months ago)Oh, my god! Are they not feeding the
gorilla? Or do they do that in the wild, too?
BeatboxKingS (10 months ago) Because they eat plants and small bugs.
All their poop is safe to eat i guess because its not so potent by
greasy foods ect.
kanonekraftschuss (10 months ago) No, it is pudding, not poo.
BeatboxKingS (10 months ago) I dont know if your being sarcastic
But thats not pudding
lol
monkeys,Gorillaz, primeapes are known to eat their own poo
They dont know the difference between a high balanced diet
to an all you can eat shit buffet
XD
Joshuaguss (11 months ago) That Gorilla walked away 1:09, because he's
just like human beans, he don't like people staring at him eating. He
will finish his dinner when those people leave.
wogboyz109 (11 months ago) ooooooooooo man i feel sick
TaylorVSMike (11 months ago) i did want attention so he ate his own
poop and after he probably went to the back to throw up
Himalicious (11 months ago) it wants attention.. it got
attention! :D
Vhakkox (11 months ago) This is some funny shit.
GIUSSEPPE1987 (11 months ago) save the chimps and gorillas save the
chimps
GoodSmellingStink (11 months ago) Gorillas get more and more like
humans everyday. They even recycle their trash.
Southparkisdshit (11 months ago) thats just grose!
cammycool3 (11 months ago) I think he thinks ''Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm''
DarkShadowRage2 (11 months ago) 1 Gorilla1 cup?
nukynk (11 months ago) 1 gorilla, NO cup
yuurepoer (11 months ago) Dude !
kit99999999 (11 months ago) Lol hes tryin to lose weight
kit99999999 (11 months ago)this stupid ass monkey eatin his ugly ass
shit ohhh shit his daily dessert
VioletBoyTV (1 year ago)I think im gonna puke
ProjectRedfoot (1 year ago) he looks pissed about eating it too!
lawlawl.
"im eating poo god damnit..."
BerserkGorilla5 (11 months ago) Gorillas always look angry. XD
jyoeun86 (1 year ago) his breathe smells like SHIT!
Cathrynlee (1 year ago) Fat bastard
theturdbucket1 (1 year ago) whats so wierd i do that all the time
BitchyPagentQueen (1 year ago) How disgusting, I am appalled!
Could he not have used some matters and a knife and fork?
:D
999roby (1 year ago) its ugly.....you must take a fork and a knife
JohnsLazy (1 year ago)do they not feed him enough of what he likes?
iLuKaS2oo9Baby (1 year ago) He relly is crazy
chevytruck123 (1 year ago) Thats sick!
mama2815 (1 year ago)does that mean the zoo is not feeding its animals
enough that this fella had to eat his own excrement?
keribery1235 (1 year ago)maybe its that or that he just expirementing
(i cant spell that right)
pydec3ption (1 year ago) That would be funny if he threw it at the
window
boribori90 (1 year ago) that's just....not even necessary.
JWcolour (1 year ago) Don't knock it til ya try it.
Vhakkox (1 year ago) 1Chimp1Poop.
mbudd121 (1 year ago) 1 gorilla  no cup
cynikal12345 (1 year ago) hahhhahahah
scargill8 (1 year ago) HAHAHA I was there when this happened I think
VEGAN0011 (1 year ago)mmm gorilla say better than a mcdonalds
KataarSolo (1 year ago) if the only things you ate were oranges and
bananas, your poo would still have nutrients in it too, but humans
consume afr too many chemicals, and processed foods which are high in
salt and fat, or high level bacterial produce, which means our poo is
toxic
you could actually eat some gorilla poo in a survival situation and it
would keep you going....
or would it?
you decide
myoppositelife (1 year ago) i thought they were suppose to be smart
or somthing
coney10000 (1 year ago) all thaat is goning to happen is that it will
come back out...
endnami (1 year ago) is that normal behavior?
Stifaan (1 year ago) love the laugh
moonguy16 (1 year ago) Holy Crap
Retardidape (1 year ago) Well...his whole face probably smells of
shit XD
klobyshuffle (1 year ago) His breath smells like shit!!!! lol
HackToob (1 year ago) 2 gorillas 1 cup
niddster77 (1 year ago) its funny how the filmer is just laughing his
ass off
SilverAsakura (1 year ago)cut the crap.
lottore (1 year ago) thats horrid even 4 a gorilla
Brizco888 (1 year ago) that is soo gross!
RockOutGurl167 (1 year ago)this is halrious but gross at the same
time haha
rikiboum (1 year ago) Anarchist monkey !
vergil43 (1 year ago)NATHAN!
quoththeraven929 (1 year ago) why?
porscheflat (1 year ago) To him...it's finger-lickin' good...
negrote4 (1 year ago) whats more delicious than your own dump?
Inikalord (1 year ago) YUCK!!!
narutoop1 (1 year ago) siiiiiiiiiiiiccccck
emilio911911 (1 year ago) dude!!!!thats just nasty!!!!
janderson2000 (1 year ago) I wonder if he craps out bananas after
eating the poop
loundon2 (1 year ago) i wanna eat his poo and then fuck it and make
babies 100x with it so my dick is covered in poo
then i suck my own dick cuz its cool like that
EmptyNutShells (1 year ago) that is literally the sickest thing i've
heard my whole day o_O
for that, you should feel proud :D
teeku666 (1 year ago)lol 2 gorillas 1 cup
XD
spnky92 (1 year ago) hey i saw some thing like this on a porn website
with asians...oh...yea haha
TenTen902 (1 year ago) Reply 2 girls 1 cup rrreeemmmiiixx LMFAOO!
techmasterflash (1 year ago) Olivia says that's some good cucka mun!
MiniMi3z (1 year ago) OMFG! how can he be so fucking stupid!
wearejusthumanbeing (1 year ago) in nature they can eat whenever they
want, maybe he was too hungry
beebabe411 (1 year ago) shame they have no food :''(
littleFlecker4 (1 year ago) mmmmmm gooddd seconds and thirds yum
Gtrplyr1 (1 year ago) 2 girls 1 cup google it..
ifyoureadthisyousuck (1 year ago) itd be good if he chucked it up over
the enclosure haha "hits people"
hiddeninja (1 year ago) omg so disgusting...ew but nice vid
OmgPanda1 (1 year ago) at 18 sec he stops chewing he probably
like,"Wtf are you guys laughing at?!"
mrtallhall (1 year ago) its kimbo!
sleepypoodle (1 year ago) So that's what George Bush does in his
spare time.
ajrunke (1 year ago) wow get over it...you lost in 00 and 04
sleepypoodle (1 year ago) I think it is quite clear who LOST judging
by your
economy and employment figures, hopefully the majority of Americans
have learned from this fiasco.
Evilman661 (1 year ago) yum lol
bleachandnarutoareth (1 year ago) People shouldn't bang on the poor
ape's cage. That is cruel. As if he wasn't having a bad enough time
already.
gnamp (1 year ago) bad time?- he's got a shit-eating grin
FluffiFish (1 year ago) I guess but he didn't seem very annoyed.
kokoykiko (1 year ago) masarap na tae yan
SoCalstylez858 (1 year ago) lol
jiya560 (1 year ago) shit kkakakakaknaiainaniniainaniiii iii mukang
tae
shanchilly (1 year ago) yuck
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promethiusboy (1 year ago) its all about recycling baby
SoCalstylez858 (1 year ago) hahaha ! oh shit im laughing my ass off
right now at that comment1
ajauregui67 (1 year ago) mmmm that looks good
Bigmike3122 (1 year ago) i guess they dont feed them enough
orinkly (1 year ago) Don't do this at home
mjfangirl123 (1 year ago) eww discustint but funny! im watching it
again
disciple111 (1 year ago) that gorrila is gettin SHIT faced
what1ever2guy3 (1 year ago) lol
TheSnake1588 (1 year ago) I actually saw a Baboon carrying some poo in
it's mouth like a dog carrying a tennis ball on the same day of the
posting of this comment. (I was at the zoo)
videomana123 (1 year ago) HAHAH THIS IS FUNNY
WizKidProductions (1 year ago) we evolved from that? COOOL!
ScopedOut7 (1 year ago) lmao
rainbowkittyy (1 year ago) omg i threw up in my mouth a little
iluvgtasan (1 year ago) That is the most discusting thing i have ever
seen!

leafzzzzzzz (1 year ago)2 GIrls 1 CUP OMFGGGGg
porscheflat (1 year ago) I would've said umm..chocolate...but that
shyt didn't have the correct color to even look like chocolate.
That's straight POOO from the ground up!! ;-( and he didn't even FLUSH
it down with water.
PatriciaXavier1991 (1 year ago)Menhame :)
ukbnpok (1 year ago)benz tucks into some wedding cake made by
apesworth
JoeJonasLover989 (1 year ago) like ooooooooo wtf is this maybe it
tastes like choclate
kits18 (1 year ago) looks delicious!! :D
TatakCrazy (1 year ago) WTF!!!Rofl
opennskyy (1 year ago) Oh, please. Some animals, such as Nonhuman
Apes, eat their feces to get more nutrients. They just give food a
"second go" thru their digestive systems to try and obtain every
vitamin/nutrient they can out of it.
najib351 (1 year ago) looks like the zoo ran outta bannanas so he had
to make his own
XxGiveMeMalicexX (1 year ago) I'm dying of laughter at what
poopalina821 said to poopbams2
rofl.
ThyRampage (1 year ago)Can I have the leftovers?
MALAKAS0 (1 year ago) LoooooooL
alxuan (1 year ago) 1 gorilla 1 cup lol
fullthrotle2007 (1 year ago) lmao rofl, thats some good SHIT
jwuonog (1 year ago)Okay, there are a lot of videos of the gorillas
eating poop. Why do they do this?
vegeto245 (1 year ago)thats finger licking good
Roofusx (1 year ago) i just threw up
chickenflavoredbutt (1 year ago) hahahahahahahahahahahahah
vegeto245 (1 year ago)u left sum
tigereye247 (1 year ago) poobams2 you are some gross dropping freak
99mik123 (1 year ago) that monkey is giving me ideaes
tjlawson20 (1 year ago) disgusting vile creature
dooby99 (1 year ago) this monkey is my idol
IronChariots (1 year ago)That's not his poo, it's mine.
1takeachance1 (1 year ago) :o I thought it tasted a little wierd XD
PooBams1 (1 year ago) wow thats really fasinating. You guys know it
does not taste all that bad. I mean if you are in the mood for it it
actually goes quit well with pee. I mean ya, you guys should try it.
PooBams2 (1 year ago) u fjucking retrad! thats gotta be bed fo yo heff
system yall be'z knowin!
poopalina821 (1 year ago) what the HELL did you just say?????
runescapesex (1 year ago) gadverdamme mischien ruikt hem stront nog
naar banaan die dat heeft gegete
hunycupz7608 (1 year ago) he must be sick or sumthin
paramountpics101 (1 year ago) oh.. shit
masterjason21 (1 year ago) Dutch man :P haha
welke dierentuin was het?
where is that zoo?
babbocke (1 year ago) there so stupid why all scientis sa a our
antsesters where from moneky
k9saurus (1 year ago)not all gorillas do this... and they are people
who do it too
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masterjason21 (1 year ago) Marked as spam 2 girls 1 cup ;)
andyswVids (1 year ago) They just assume that we came from apes and
that we share 95% of dna as they do. This isn't true, in fact, only 1%
of our "protein" dna matches to monkeys. 95% of the 1% matches.
Couldn't you believe that people thought that they came from monkeys?
haha.
bleachandnarutoareth (3 months ago)what are you two? where the fuck
did you learn to spell
babbocke (3 months ago) wth did u find my comment i watched this shit
mabe 1 year ago
InvincibleGamer1 (1 year ago) hahaha!!! Poor gorilla!!!
Alidore4 (1 year ago) this makes me wana go 2 the zoo
Tjac (1 year ago) Show Hide +3 Marked as spam Reply the gorillas
like "Fine you people whant a fucken show here ya go A' holes!"
Dagulag (1 year ago) bah i hope the glass breaks and they gorilla
gives the children a big bad punch to their ugly heads
Dagulag (1 year ago) that monkey aint crazy think bout how youd feel
when youd have to eat your own shit because youd die otherwise... not
funny and that retarded children punch at the glass till the monkey
gets crazy ... stupid assholes
emac085 (1 year ago) you dunbshit. u act like if they dont feed him at
the zoo.
xemxjayx (1 year ago) shows how much they feed them in zoos.
witchking3434 (1 year ago)rofl root of all evil!
p.s. thats still gross
witchking3434 (1 year ago) rofl root of all evil!
p.s. thats still gross
saborguerito (1 year ago)LOL he's like. FINE bitches. you want to see
a show! HERE YOU GOOOOO!!!! LOL
grazatt (1 year ago) Maybe it was just some chocolate some one threw
to him?
yalcinkaya123 (1 year ago) oh my god......
what shall i say about that...?
jakewr1996 (1 year ago) why does this come up on related videos of me
singing?
tastybitepizza (1 year ago) You are setting yourself up for: "Boy
singing songs from Rent & the American national anthem = a gorrilla
eating feces."
tastybitepizza (1 year ago)You are setting yourself up for: "Boy
singing songs from Rent & the American national anthem = a gorrilla
eating feces."
MATSAROK (1 year ago) hahahahahahahahahahahah
upperBeastsider (2 years ago)CRAZY gorilla.
Typhvs666 (2 years ago) HAHA
eckels3000 (2 years ago)Lol! I watch this every day!
raymundciesielski (2 years ago) I do this all the time! :D
theguywhodoesnothing (2 years ago) that is what me and family does
ever night. On Friday night my sis eats her dieareah naked.
luffyguy (2 years ago)my fish eat their own poo
luffyguy (2 years ago) my fish eat their own poo
ToffeeChips19 (2 years ago) This is normal. They do this in the wild.
They eat there poo to get more vitamins and minerals.
sidderzmx (2 years ago) is that my mom?!?!?
dackjaniels555 (2 years ago) yeah.. didn't you know your mom is very
famous in the world of scat!
tubeyouguy161406 (2 years ago) you are what you eat, you SHITBAGS!
englandrob94 (2 years ago) lmao, its probably gone mad after being
trapped in that small enclusre for so long
heyjeySigma (2 years ago) at 17 secs he stops munching. He must be
thinking "wtf are laughing at u fuckers?"
lol that's what happens when u dont feed the pets.
fiddop (2 years ago) thats harsh ...see what happends to animals when
stuck in a cage?..was in a zoo in india ..and believe me that was
nothing but depressing , monkeys stuck alone walking the exact same
steps all day =/
1sandstar1 (2 years ago) Ya gotta eat what you can to survive in the
zoo.
mortal886 (2 years ago) hes eating his own poo because they probably
didnt feed him for a long time....they don't even care about the
gorrila , hes probably hungry man!
greenash20 (2 years ago) tat is nasty
cuteblueyedblonde (2 years ago) ok you do realise that hes doing that
because he is stuck in a cage and is bored and has probly gone crazy
so has nowt better to do. thats what human beings have reduced this
creature to. oh yea its sooooooooo funny NOT!
TheTeddybjorn (2 years ago)that is not true. a lot of animals
(including the mountain-gorilla) eats their own poo. since it's
apperently very nourishing.
cuteblueyedblonde (2 years ago)how do u know that its good to eat
crap? and i have read enough and seen enough to realise they dont do
it willy nilly. there is no nourishment in poo, it is a waste product.
TheTeddybjorn (2 years ago) I'm not saying that it's good to eat it..
at least not for humans. but for some reasons gorillas tend to eat
their own poo. I'm no expert on gorilla poo but apparently when they
eat they only get a small part of the energy they need from their
food, the rest is left in their poo. at least I think so. but anyway,
they DO eat their own poo
daganboy (2 years ago) yay!
fattoldpig (2 years ago) monkey see monkey do
linutas (2 years ago) fuuuuu
austin23cook (2 years ago) ALSO ANOTHER THING.... WERE ONLY 12% of dna
away from that 0.o soz bout the caps
austin23cook (2 years ago) ok i got 2 things to say to this
1) its 96% the daily value of YUMMEH
2) I LOVE THE SPECES WHO EAT THEIR OWN FECES !!
TUROKS (2 years ago) Gay
ryann23naks (2 years ago) what kind of gorilla is that?!! his already
crazy..
vietaznboy123 (2 years ago)peanit butter o.o
111oir111 (2 years ago)whats a fucking aboriginal!
miranduhh112 (2 years ago) now that is just plain disgusting!
jugg300 (2 years ago)funny i seen a hamster eat dog terds for
dinner....it weird!!! nice tho lol
redscarf (2 years ago) I wanna french that gorilla
Deathzilla7 (2 years ago) y the fuck do animals eat shit...?
NemesisX24 (2 years ago) animals eat their feces because their
digestive systems do not get all of the potential vitamins and
minerals from the food the first time around. They re-eat it so they
can get the rest of the nutrition from the food. Thanks :]
irondroid (2 years ago)armf yum yum pooya!
startrigg (2 years ago)They called him Alex After the manager of man
utd. he's also full of shite!
mypantsaremario (2 years ago) Dont film your mum thats mean
ateo75 (2 years ago) Does anybody know why gorillas behave like
that ?
Send me a message, please.
by Antonio
JASONWCACURA (2 years ago) It's either that or finger your mother.
They tend to prefer poo.
lazarus280 (2 years ago)why are you guys saying eww? i eat mine all
the time but first i put mine in the oven for few minuets then let it
cool down then add little bit of salt and pepper. and a glass of milk.
Belive me... You'l wanna try it.
thedeadtruth (2 years ago) you know you arent funny?
WhiteLionness (2 years ago) lol i find it kinda funny..
shawn9911 (2 years ago) ur botfucking funny. your just a 54 year old
virgin living in your moms basement
thedeadtruth (2 years ago) oh of coarse im not talking about the
video it was lazarus's response that isnt funny and if im 54 what are
you? 89?
im 14 go kill urself and make the world a little better
kanney91 (2 years ago) xD thats all xD
shawn9911 (2 years ago) really sick but sad. thats what happens when
u put animals in captivity
weissry1 (2 years ago) This is not dependent on captivity. Animals in
the wild do this as well based on their diets.
Psycrologist (2 years ago) Was that 50Cent ? I couldn't see his theeth
with all that shit on them
Gansutitron (2 years ago)se ve que con el I.P.C por las nubes ya no
tienen ni para pienso animal... así vamos acabar cualquier día!!!
davidburman (2 years ago) dude ive seen al ur comments speek some god
damn english
mrjon75 (2 years ago) i gagging! give that thing a banana!
hotsauce2147 (2 years ago) dude..
ohayousun (2 years ago)erm, never waste anything you can eat, XD
earthwormjim88 (2 years ago) i eat poo its nice
vamppyra333 (2 years ago) Es que cetais en France ca?
dmsanct (2 years ago) 1 gorilla 1 poo xD
al27balas (2 years ago) Pobre animal, privado de libertad y reducido a
ser un espectáculo para turistas. No debe tener muchas cosas que hacer
y por eso se come su propia mierda, no creo que sea un comportamiento
natural en su especie.
surfingmushroom (2 years ago) it must have been the best thing he ate
and he just had to have some more!! lol
zoltan65 (2 years ago) en ese zoo no les deven dar de comer jajajaja
kanfor (2 years ago) ¿qué hace aquí Otegui?
nueve26k (2 years ago) HAHAHAH! This is the best gorilla eating poo
video in the world. Look how serious his face is.
Maivkab (2 years ago) Hhahaha.. Looks like the guy who recorded this
was really have a laugh!!! This is some funny as shiet!!!
k1ll3r5c07736 (2 years ago) nothin wrong with tht. i do it all the
time.
HeartlessPeople (2 years ago)aawh gatverdamme :P
eigen poep eten XD
SRB2Pheonix (2 years ago)
hey, at least theyre reduce reuse and recycle... their crap... T-T
DaKoonNco (2 years ago) the gorilla probubly went fucking insane in
that zoo.
Astralnaut (2 years ago) Gorillas in the wild eat their feces as
well.
Jetli390 (2 years ago) *shit*
Guest3791140 (2 years ago) EEEEWW!!!my god!my god!!i think im gonna
puke???! omg!!don't the fucking ppl in the zoo feed them!!???fuck
man!!
Fransouah (2 years ago)Dogs do that too.
Is that a visitor banging on the window at the end?! What a moron..
dragonkinga (2 years ago) god thats disgusting
x0roy0x (2 years ago) omfg man!!!!!
XD..lol
mrtazr (2 years ago) that gorrila has been in there to long thats wy
hes doin that
TheMan4462 (2 years ago) WTF?!?!?!?
CrabKing88 (2 years ago) what the hell? man, hes got nothing better
to eat,
damn it.
adambombiswaycool (2 years ago) *barf*
starum7845 (2 years ago)is this in taronga zoo i saw a monkey eating
its poo
chewie133 (2 years ago) toronga zoo that place rings a bell( were is
it)
**metallica**
iSHYTmyPANTS (2 years ago) that sick bastard
frankzito1 (2 years ago) He doesn't even cringe
hellogoodbyetoyounow jeez need more zookeepers huh?
teamixr (2 years ago) that is so buuhahlaauhaa cough....that was funny
bllaahhhh....!
Gimilli (2 years ago) great thing to teach the kids at the window
HAHAHA
christian1122 (2 years ago)i bet the zookeepers dont feed him
vers0014 (2 years ago) Whats so weird about that?
godrocks112 (2 years ago)i eat that, it's better than pizza
i0like0french0fries (2 years ago) its better then sum1 elses init
haha
lebanon4evur22 (2 years ago) eeeww.. i almost threw up X-P
cashdude84 (2 years ago) Reply mmmmmmmmmmhhhh i ned sum of watever he
is on
n im not talknig bout poop lol jk
cashdude84 (2 years ago) mmmmmmmmm he must b full of shit
XTHHaseo (2 years ago) LOL LOL LOL LOL
nilos77 (2 years ago) he is sick from all those people over there
watching him is sad
MaximusDread (2 years ago) Yea, I always thought it was kinda sick how
zoos keep animals locked up in confined areas just for our amusement.
It's almost as sick as the fashion industry that slauter wildlife for
their fur.
Loopyjoe19 (2 years ago) Why do they not shave thefur off?
MaximusDread (2 years ago) Good point. I guess a tranquilizer gun
would do the job. But what would you do after you shaved an animal's
fur? would you send them back into the wild stripped of their fur
completely naked, or would you keep the animal sedated in a holding
cell until his fur grows back? Either way it's still bad news for the
bears. (terrible movie-reference LOL).
Loopyjoe19 (2 years ago)they could put them back in the wild...
wonder what they would look like - probably weird - anyway they could
keep them under watch and find alot the when it grows back.
not sure how they could do it with elephants and their tusks though.
alien6crowe (2 years ago) yes .. youshoudl also stop driving yoru
car.. IT IS POLLUTING TEH EARTH YOU CRAZY CUNT> and PLEASE stop using
electricity... save it.. switch to candles and STOP USING
ELECTRICITY>>
787310 (2 years ago) WHOA,WHOA,WHOA!NO NEED TO GET CRAZY! I mean
global warming and all that 5H17 is bad, BUT YOU ARE CRAZY ALIEN! NO
CARZ?NO ELECTRICITY?
whosyourdada (2 years ago) yes.
Assiman (2 years ago) is that really so funny?
pkyoubad (2 years ago) tasey i would eat my own poo if it tasted like
candy
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