Boss, we have a problem

library101

2011-02-26 23:37:11 UTC

You got that one 'almost' right :

"There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch !"

- HSN.

Post by cogitoergosum
Boss, we have a problem
A: assalam alekum, Boss
B: valekumassalam, wassup?
A: Boss, we have a problem. Nothing that your highness cannot handle.
B: Don’t tell me that you have a problem.
A: I just did.
B: Did what?
A: Told you about having a problem.
B: Who doesn’t have a problem?
A: You.
B: You who?
A: You. The all knowing ‘gyanibaba.’
B: I should have known that you are going to ask me for a freebee.
A: Who doesn’t?
B: OK. Your wish is granted.
A: How did you know my wish?
B: It is written on your silly face.
A: What does it say?
B: You want to watch a Hindi movie on the internet.
A: Spoken like a master. May Allah be praised.
B: May all the 3.3 million Hindi, oops, Hindu gods be praised.
http://veetle.com/index.php/widget#33E91D9314BDD03CB21B41D30C1F1652/t...
A: Boss, we have a problem
B: Not again.
A: Yes again. The free Hindi movie has stopped.
B: What do you expect? You get what you pay for.
A: I didn’t pay anything.
B: That’s exactly what you get. “TANSTAAFL>” There ain’t no such a
thing as a free lunch.
The end
…and I am Sid Harth